Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week June 19th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Iron Maiden, Slayer, Morbid Angel, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Iron Maiden Album The Book of Souls is on the Way!! Cover Artwork Posted!! June 18th, 2015 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein It’s actually been done since late 2014 but they’ve been playing coy with us! Get the details in here.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Five Bands Have You Seen In Concert 230 Times? June 12th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which bands can thank you most for your repeat business?
\m/ 0 A Spanish Fan Has Seen Iron Maiden 230 Times June 11th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus More metal than thou.
Editorials 0 Counterpoint: Oh Hush, There’s Plenty Of Good Modern Metal June 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s just not going to fall in your lap.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Ed Sheeran Sings Heavy Metal for Jimmy Fallon June 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Pop music’s cherub-faced troubadour sings twenty-five of the darkest, most skull-crushing songs ever written.”
Editorials 0 Branding Has Become TOO Important May 28th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bands’ insistence on holding onto their names despite the loss of major players has gotten out of control.
Lolz 0 Maiden’s Dickinson All Up In Djibouti May 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Ah, the rare opportunity to make a Djibouti joke.
Viral Vomit 0 Judas Maiden? Iron Priest? Iron Maiden/Judas Priest Mash-Up! May 20th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Self-explanatory headline is self-explanatory.
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Given Clean Bill of Health; Will Now Concentrate on Completing New Iron Maiden Album May 15th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg YAY!!!!!!!
Metal in the Media 0 Popular Corporate Brands Re-imagined as Metal Logos April 28th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tampax has never seemed so metal.
New Stuff 0 New Lyric Video from Paul Di’Anno’s Architects of Chaoz Inarguably Proves Gayness of Bruce Dickinson April 24th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a new daddy in town… a discipline daddy that’s gonna spank your behind!
Metal Merch 0 Somebody Buy Me This Sweet Iron Maiden Van March 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And then I can be like, “Quick, Vince! TO THE MAIDEN MOBILE!”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Metal Songs Would You Make Longer? Much Longer! March 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Many, many songs stay too long. But a few songs leave the party before the dip is warm.
This Sucks 0 An Update on Bruce Dickinson’s Battle with Tongue Cancer March 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Bruce is currently in recovery and has been touched by the love of Iron Maiden fans the world over.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Nicko McBrain: New Iron Maiden Album “Ready to Go This Year” February 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maiden’s latest offering will arrive once Bruce Dickinson is back “up and running.”
What the...?? 0 Little Person Performs Burlesque Tributes to King Diamond and Iron Maiden, Makes Us Question Our Sanity February 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Uhhh… well… hm… let’s see… uhh… yeahhhhhhhh.
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Battling Tongue Cancer February 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Prognosis is “extremely good.”
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Bruce Dickinson’s Son Breaks Up Horrible Old Band, Starts Horrible New Band January 7th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The O’Doul’s to All That Remains’ Bud Light.
