...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Doesn’t Regret Trying to Trademark the Devil’s Horns Hand Sign August 18th, 2017 at 10:25am Vince Neilstein What an asshole.
Events 0 Ex-KISS Shredder Vinnie Vincent Announces First Public Appearance in Almost 20 Years August 16th, 2017 at 2:05pm Vince Neilstein The mercurial shredder resurfaces!
Metal Legacies 0 People are Really Excited That This Cow Kinda Sorta Looks Like Gene Simmons August 2nd, 2017 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg “I do NOT look like that douche!” protests cow.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Death of Chester Bennington, Hatebreed Perform with Guest Vocalists, and Other Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 21st, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Meshuggah, The Black Dahlia Murder, Behemoth, and more.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: Gene Simmons Fall Down Go Boom July 20th, 2017 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe there’s such a thing as karma after all.
Metal Merch 0 This New Black Dahlia Murder Shirt is Friggin’ Awesome July 19th, 2017 at 8:29am Axl Rosenberg Featuring a nerdy cornucopia of important figures from metal, horror movies, and video games.
Metal Merch 0 Jenner Sisters Apologize for Putting Their Faces on Vintage Rock Shirts June 30th, 2017 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg See? Protesting works when it comes to vv important issues like this!
Punishing Pictorials 0 The REAL Babymetal: Photos of Famous Metal Musicians When They Were Wee Ones June 26th, 2017 at 11:15am MetalSucks You must have been a brutal-ful baby…
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Abandons Effort to Trademark the Devil’s Horns Hand Sign June 22nd, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Did he bow to public pressure, or just realize it would cost too much?
Worst Week Ever 0 Five Finger Death Punch Drama, James Hetfield Conspiracy Theory, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 16th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Ghost, KISS, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Wendy Dio Slams Gene Simmons for Attempting to Trademark the Devil Horns Hand Sign; Nikki Sixx Announces Intention to Trademark the Middle Finger June 16th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg The only person who doesn’t think Gene Simmons is a horse’s ass is Gene Simmons.
What the...?? 0 KISS’ Gene Simmons Wants to Trademark the (Incorrect) Devil’s Horns Hand Sign June 14th, 2017 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Ronnie James Dio is rolling in his grave.
Metal in the Media 0 Photos: Helsinki’s ‘Men of Rock’ Statues Get KISS Face Paint April 19th, 2017 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg But apparently Ace and Peter can go fuck themselves.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Famous Metal Musicians Had Tinder Profiles March 28th, 2017 at 1:43pm MetalSucks Includes members of Metallica, All That Remains, Suicide Silence, and more.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a KISS Rocks Vegas Boxset January 12th, 2017 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Come up with a caption to the above photo that makes us laugh, win some KISS swag.
MSTV 0 Video: That Time We Called Ace Frehley a “Heavy Metal Grandpa” December 21st, 2016 at 12:53pm MetalSucks Also: check out interviews with Revocation, Byzantine, Good Tiger, and Death Valley High.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Fall 2016 Edition September 9th, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks If only these were real…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Aging Facepaint Man Doesn’t Like Young Artist Having Political Beliefs September 7th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus “They should shut their pieholes,” griped the noted piehole.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
