Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH OUR PANTS FROZE, AND FROZE HARD, SO TIGHT June 17th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Best commercial ever? ANYWAY, here’s how we filled our time […]
New Stuff 780 MACHINE HEAD’S “LOCUST” HAS ARRIVED June 14th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember last week when Machine Head announced that […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 NEW MACHINE HEAD SONG IN LESS THAN A WEEK?!? SWEET!!! June 8th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I didn’t see this coming: not only have Machine […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 R.I.P. SKINLESS April 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Anso DF I regularly lord it over everybody that I attended the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE IS FINALLY A NEW MACHINE HEAD ALBUM ON THE WAY!!! April 14th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s been more than four years since the release of […]
Tour de Force 370 TRIVIUM ADDED TO MAYHEM FEST LINE-UP January 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest was announced […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE DID IT FOR DIME January 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think anybody ever really reads these little intros […]
Tour de Force 950 INITIAL LINE-UP (AND DATES?) FOR ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST 2011 UNVEILED January 25th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest wasn’t s’posedta be […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
Reunion Mania 40 I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT CERBERUS HAD BROKEN UP December 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg This morning I received an e-mail with the subject line […]
\m/ 210 PICTURES OF THE DAY: A SLAYER TANK IN IRAQ, AND CROWBAR’S #1 FAN November 8th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein How about some reader-submitted photos for some mid-day chuckles? First […]
The Hard R 640 THE HARD R: MY ALBUM KICKS YOUR ALBUM’S ASS November 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When I talked about killing the album, I was making […]
Editorials 110 SOMEONE TELL KATATONIA, MACHINE HEAD AND PERIPHERY ABOUT THIS November 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Katatonia, Machine Head, and Periphery all get their pricey gear […]
\m/ 360 HOW COOL IS THIS? MACHINE HEAD FANS BUY ROBB FLYNN’S SON A NEW GUITAR October 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Weird to say about a dude whose most famous tracks […]
This Sucks 300 COCKSUCKERS ROB ROBB FLYNN September 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been mugged and I’ve been conned, but, luckily, I’ve […]
Album of the Day 180 ALBUM OF THE DAY: EARTH CRISES, DESTROY THE MACHINES [VIA BELIEVER] September 8th, 2010 at 10:30am Sergeant D You can’t talk about 90’s hardcore without devoting a substantial […]
New Stuff 160 A LIFE ONCE LOST AIN’T LOST YET August 20th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg In September it will have been three years since A […]
\m/ 80 LIVING COLOUR HOST THE BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT EVER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:40pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt, Living Colour are still […]
The Webernets 50 THE ROB FLYNN VAULT OF DOOM July 16th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Has it really been over three years since Machine Head […]