Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE SURVIVED AN EARTHQUAKE AND PREPARED FOR A HURRICANE August 26th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earthquakes. Hurricanes. New records by The Devil Wears Prada. Come […]
Green Eggs and Slam 570 STEALING 18 VISIONS’ IDEAS: A BOOK BY THE 2011 METALCORE SCENE January 31st, 2011 at 12:30pm Sergeant D This post originally appeared on Stuff You Will Hate, but […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2000 CULT BANDS YOU WOULD’VE HATED/IGNORED IN 1995 October 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sergeant D While these days metal fandom is basically just a contest […]
Green Eggs and Slam 930 NEW VIDEO FROM BRING ME THE HORIZON #DEATHCORE #EUROS September 2nd, 2010 at 3:20pm Sergeant D Like anybody else who writes about music and has a […]
Viral Vomit 220 SOMEONE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA WORSE July 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader who wishes only to be known as “Chew” […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Tour de Force 230 TERRIBLE BANDS STEAL TOUR NAME FROM NEW OZZY SINGLE May 18th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Every time you feel the need to bitch about tours […]
Green Eggs and Slam 740 DO U MOSH 4 CHRIST??? May 4th, 2010 at 11:30am Sergeant D The Metal Sucks staff may have more “-stein” and “-berg” […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Rampant Rumors 670 HOWARD JONES, WHERE ART THOU? February 10th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE! From Phil LaBonte’s Twitter account: So it sounds like […]
Interviews 1310 ASK DARK TRANQUILLITY’S MIKAEL STANNE A QUESTION! February 4th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks Rather than interview Dark Tranquillity frontman Mikael Stanne ourselves or […]
The Webernets 150 MORE YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER SHENANIGANS October 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This guy’s actually not terrible. I mean, he’s not great, […]
Haterade 400 SAYING “BEST KEYBOARD BREAKDOWNS” IS LIKE SAYING “BEST INSTANCES OF ANAL RAPE” October 1st, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg The below video is a collection of the “Best Keyboard/Synthesizer […]
The Webernets 360 THE DECIBLOG OUT-SUCKS METALSUCKS August 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg We’ve worked pretty hard to achieve our title of the […]
Neilstein Soundscam 670 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: ASSJACK AND A BUNCH OF FAILURES August 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week was somewhat of a slow one for metal […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 SO IT’S BACK TO WEED-ONLY FOR ME FOR AWHILE July 17th, 2009 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg When I left the bar on the relatively early side […]
Neilstein Soundscam 260 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: CHICKEN-WHAT? June 17th, 2009 at 4:01pm Vince Neilstein This week in Soundscan, supergroup Chickenfoot shifted a ridiculous number […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE USED DRUGS AND ALCOHOL TO NUMB OUR PAIN May 8th, 2009 at 6:39pm Vince Neilstein It’s Friday, and it’s nice out. I’ma go have a […]
What the...?? 1440 THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA: WAY TOO POPULAR May 7th, 2009 at 1:05pm Vince Neilstein There is something wrong with a world in which a […]
