Admin 120 WILL FORTE WANTS YOU TO COME TO HEAVY METAL LIT NIGHT February 14th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Sooo… just thought we’d take this opportunity to remind you […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 VINCE NEIL IS DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN December 10th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So MetalSucks Maniac Shane Gillis sent us a link to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 TOMMY LEE TO SEAWORLD: ‘STOP JACKING OFF HOMOCIDAL WHALE’ December 9th, 2010 at 3:20pm Anso DF If MetalSucks had a GQ-style 2010 Men of the Year […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 70 TOMMY LEE SHOOTS DOWN MOTLEY CRUE/POISON TOUR RUMORS, RUINS MY BUZZ (AGAIN) November 17th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Does Tommy Lee WANT me to hate him? When rumors […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 TOMMY LEE IS A GENIUS October 28th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man oh man, do I feel bad for the poor […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH DINO WON THE WAR June 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if everyone to whom we give endless […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BEAT-OFF LIKE EXTRAVAGANT CHIMPANZEES June 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Windstein is a poet. Of this, there can be […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER June 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you, Tommy Lee. You stupid, talentless hack. You waste […]
Cinemetal 350 “PUNCH HER REALLY HARD RIGHT IN HER HEPATITIS” April 12th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, Family Guy. You so crazy. You already made a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 120 HUMAN STATUE GOES SOLO March 31st, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Yes, it’s true. Because Brides of Destruction, Methods of Mayhem, […]
Br00tal-lists 260 TEN THINGS I’D BE MORE SURPRISED TO FIND AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT THAN A COUPLE SHTUPPING February 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So this couple was caught fucking at a Motley Crue […]
Book Reviews 60 AEROSMITH DRUMMER JOEY KRAMER HITS SOFT WITH AUTOBIOGRAPHY January 26th, 2010 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell Next up on the heavy metal, hard rock, and punk […]
Please Kill Me 380 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]
...And F*ck You Too 200 I PROPOSE A MOTLEY MORATORIUM ON TOMMY LEE October 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Industry guru Bob Lefsetz, in one of his typically off-topic […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 380 ANOTHER GREATEST HITS ALBUM FROM MOTLEY CRUE? SERIOUSLY? October 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know when you know you’ve got too many greatest […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 370 TALENTLESS HACK INSULTS FELLOW TALENTLESS HACK September 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg This is a story about a band I don’t care […]
