Tag: tool

BREAKING NEWS, NEW TOOL ALBUM HAS LONG SONGS ON IT

Includes Chris Cornell, Decapitated, Suicide Silence, Iron Maiden, and more.

Also includes Power Trip, Misfits, Decapitated, and more.

“The new Tool album is tremendous, just tremendous! Everyone’s talking about it. Who knew Tool were so great? The Fake Metal News Media is unfair to Tool. Sad!”

Dave Mustaine says he only played the 2011 Big 4 show in New York because Metallica’s manager bullied him, System of a Down’s Serj Tankian says that he is sick of singing, and Danny Carey drops an official release window for the next Tool album!

“The Seagullmen sing of ship wrecks and giant mutant squid, crafting conceptual rock ‘n’ roll hymns of epic proportions.”

Also includes System of a Down, Megadeth, Dio, and more.

IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

Watch and weigh in.

The eight-and-a-half minute song is now thirteen-and-a-half minutes.

An up-close look at the mercurial singer’s martial arts practice.

And the rest of the members include…

Danny Carey + Brent Hinds = Legend of the Seagullmen.

A Perfect comeback.

We dunno if it’s a song or a whole album, though.

These bands earn a ton of money.

Wow, they really love Marilyn Manson.

But when’s the new album coming, maaaaaan?

Includes Tool, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Faceless, and more.