Metal Merch 280 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER: VAN HALEN FLIP FLOPS May 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Flip flops, the preferred summer season footwear of douche bags […]
Everyone's Replaceable 340 EVERYBODY LOVES SAMMY HAGAR May 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting excerpt from a recent interview with Sammy […]
Editorials 700 METAL HAIR (NOT HAIR METAL) April 27th, 2011 at 10:30am MetalSucks In a perfect world, image and looks would not matter […]
Cinemetal 50 SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS PART II April 21st, 2011 at 12:00pm Anso DF Sammy Hagar is a goofy dude, but for the open-hearted, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20 SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS April 19th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF It’s no secret that Sammy Hagar is no super-brain, but […]
Br00tal-lists 140 FUBAR‘S DEANER SPEWS FORTH HIS TOP 10 FAVORITE F*CKIN’ TUNES April 18th, 2011 at 11:20am Corey Mitchell I was bummed last month when I heard that FUBAR‘s […]
What the...?? 150 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO BLAME ALIENS FOR CHICKENFOOT March 21st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Massive amounts of alcohol: Never responsible for altered memories or […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 STEEL PANTHER WIN March 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s kinda common knowledge that Steel Panther is the best […]
Exclusive 710 “FIFTEEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT KIRK WINDSTEIN,” BY KIRK WINDSTEIN February 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow sees the release of Crowbar’s new album, Sever the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Viral Vomit 380 START YOUR WEEK WITH PRETTY MUCH THE BEST YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER WE’VE EVER HEARD THIS WEEK September 27th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, where was this chick when Halford left Priest? […]
Music Dorkery 140 PANAMA HEARTACHE September 20th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Big ups to our number one homegirl Allyson B. Crawford […]
Everyone's Replaceable 190 KEVIN DUBROW IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE September 13th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kevin Dubrow is dead, and I think that most of […]
Viral Vomit 90 ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRY YOUR HANDS BEFORE SHAKING HANDS WITH EDDIE VAN HALEN August 25th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen rage stories are pretty legendary, but I’d […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 MONSTER MAGNET’S LAWS OF ATTRACTION August 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Anso DF The internet is cool, but I’m totally relieved that it […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 NEW VAN HALEN IN 2011 AFTER ALL August 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fucking publicists. Last month a story started going around that […]
Editorials 80 IN WHICH WE BOOKED A TRIP TO MALDIVES August 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, yeah, it turns out there’s a burgeoning metal scene […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 310 A KINK IN VAN HALEN’S “YOU REALLY GOT ME” August 4th, 2010 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg I could have sworn that when I was a kid […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
