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Even in the World of Grand Theft Auto, You Can’t Escape Juggalos

  • Axl Rosenberg

The makers of Grand Theft Auto have released not one, not two, but THREE new trailers for the fifth chapter of the franchise today, and while for the most part it looks like the usual awesome GTA chaos, one of the trailers also promises/threatens the presence of Juggalos (skip to the 0:55 mark below):


I’m really of two minds about this: if you can run over the Juggalos the way you can hookers in the game, I’m totally cool with that. But if you somehow have to ally yourself or just put up with Juggalos, well, that sucks. I play GTA to get away from the more irritating aspects of real life, not to see pixelated versions of them, y’know?

Of course, the best of all possible worlds would be if I could play as Amon Amarth and kill Juggalos that way. But that may be asking too much.

Also if I have to listen to ICP music for even one millisecond, I’m gonna go postal on the Rockstar Games office. Fo’ reals.

GTA V comes out September 17.

[via Metal Insider]

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