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Laugh At Others’ Misfortunes


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Attila’s Chris Fronzak Wants You to Know He Bought a Lambo
January 13th, 2017 at 1:26pm Axl Rosenberg

Overcompensating much, bruh?


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Five Finger Death Punch Figure Out that Phil Labonte Will Read Anything on His Prompter, Dupe Him Into Singing About Dicks
December 12th, 2016 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg

Literal dicks. Not Ivan Moody or whomever.


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Video: Comedians Attempt to Perform Stand-Up in the Middle of a Skeletonwitch Mosh Pit
November 14th, 2016 at 12:38pm Axl Rosenberg

Guess how that little experiment goes?


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This Total Square Listened to Death Metal for Eight Hours Straight and Lived to Tell the Tale
November 7th, 2016 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg

Poor n00b never knew what hit him.


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David Lee Roth’s Stalker Sounds About As Crazy As, Well, David Lee Roth
September 30th, 2016 at 10:03am Emperor Rhombus

It sounds like she wants to send him a lettaaaaaah, yeah, yeah.


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Video: Airbourne Frontman Joel O’Keefe Falls Down, Goes Boom
September 28th, 2016 at 9:50am Emperor Rhombus

Rumor has it he hurt himself, hopefully not too bad.


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As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Suing Prison Medical Team for $35 Million Because He Has Moobs Now
September 22nd, 2016 at 10:12pm Axl Rosenberg

Tit Lamboobies.


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Video: Marilyn Manson Rolls His Ass Off (Literally)
July 28th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Manson fall down go boom.


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Gene Simmons Fall Down Go Boom
July 18th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

Fan-filmed video of the KISS frontman taking a spill on stage in Montana will live on the Internet forever.


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Metallica Get the Limp Bizkit Hoax Treatment
June 30th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

If you called Joe’s Crab Shack in Tucson looking to score tickets, you’re a dumbass.


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Hardcore Band 25 Ta Life Attempts to Perform Without a Drummer, Fails
June 27th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Define “ill advised.”


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That Time Vinny Appice’s Ass Was Burned by Dry Ice in the Middle of a Black Sabbath Show
June 9th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Del Preston would be proud.


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Blaze Bayley Thinks Iron Maiden Should Do a Show Featuring All Three Singers
June 9th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Of course he does.


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Sebastian Bach Goes Out of His Way to Call Attention to a Negative Review
May 4th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

“NOBODY LOOK AT THIS THING I’M POINTING AT!!!”


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7,000 Belgian Fans Didn’t Want to See AC/DC Fronted by Axl Rose
May 4th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

I’d want my money back, too.


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Everyone Else in Puddle of Mudd Walks Offstage During Another Wes Scantlin Meltdown
March 28th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Finally.


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Video: Incite Vocalist Richie Cavalera Fall Down Go Boom
February 23rd, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This is the best thing Incite have ever done.


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Wes Scantlin Claims Concertgoer Stole His House, Ends Show Early
February 3rd, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Just terrific.


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Vince Neil To Sign On To, Be Fired From The Celebrity Apprentice
January 26th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus

By the Governator, no less.


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I.C.P./P.O.D. Show Shut Down Due to Concerns Over Satanic Lyrics Noise Level Faygo Damage
October 26th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Am I crazy, or does ICP’s behavior demonstrate a real lack of concerns for their beloved Juggalos?


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