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The Venom Black Metal Mask isn’t as Good as the Motörhead Mask
August 4th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

But hey, Venom aren’t as good as Motörhead.


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Mushroomhead May or May Not Know That Ohio Was in the Union
July 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

“LOOK AT US! WE’RE EDGY! OVER HERE! LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOVE US LOOK AT US WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT US?!?!”


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Buy One of Jeff Hanneman’s Guitars — It’s for Charity!
July 23rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

So everyone wins!


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Vinnie Paul Thinks Rebel Flag Controversy is Bullsh*t, Pantera’s Merch Company Does Not
July 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus

You might have missed your chance to buy the ‘Hesher Dream’ T-shirt before your brother’s wedding.


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The Dillinger Escape Plan Release Shirt in Support of Gay Marriage
July 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The Dillinger Escape Plan, God love ’em, have released a […]


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There’s Gonna be a Rob Zombie Pinball Machine
July 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!


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Hailey Baldwin Latest Celebutante to Wear Slayer Shirt
June 22nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

It is entirely possible that Justin Bieber himself has jizzed on that shirt!!!


Metal Merch 0
Here’s What’s Inside The Slayer Metal Eagle Edition of Repentless
June 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Give me my sweet Slayer merch fix.


Metal Merch 0
I Swear I Won’t Buy That Slayer Metal Eagle Edition
June 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus

I mean, what kind of irresponsible fanboy do you think I am?


Metal Merch 0
Slayer Announce Seven Pound, $180 Repentless Special Edition
June 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I know that there’s a Will Smith joke to be made here…


Metal Merch 0
Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage
May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.


Metal Merch 0
Devil You Know Completes Pre-Production for New Album
May 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks

Also, some funny new merch!


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Behemoth Get Into The Beer Game With Sacrum
May 1st, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus

The Polish death metallers will offer a Belgian IPA come November.


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Here’s a Photo of One of the Jenner Girls Wearing a Megadeth T-Shirt
April 21st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I think it’s Kylie, but I can’t really tell them apart.


Metal Merch 0
Pantera Fans Can Now Buy Rex Brown’s Gear, Gold Records, and Stinky Sneakers
April 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s a dream come true for collectors of rock stars’ foot smells!


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Motörhead Help Fans Look Even Uglier, Unveil Official Warpig Mask
April 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s fifty bucks, but for two, I will take a sharpie and draw a Lemmy mole on your face, so…


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Exclusive: Pronogrind Legends Lake Bvkkake Announce New Line of Faux-Retail Clothing Chain Merch
March 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Another metal band reacts to the H&M controversy.


Metal Merch 0
Somebody Buy Me This Sweet Iron Maiden Van
March 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

And then I can be like, “Quick, Vince! TO THE MAIDEN MOBILE!”


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Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More
March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…


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Leprechauns Outraged by New Mastodon St. Patrick’s Day Shirt
March 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

The Diminutive Representatives of United Northern Kildare call for a boycott of the Atlanta band.


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