The Webernets

Don’t be this guy.

Live from AT&T Park in San Francisco.

Featuring So Hideous, Set and Setting, If These Trees Could Talk, Cloudkicker and 38 other post-rock and post-metal bands.

“The worst.” “Run by a sackless tool.” “MetalSucks should die.” Etc.

Get on the Co)))ltrane.

Claudio’s got ridiculous pipes!

“If he is the president though, I am leaving America till he’s gone.”

A mash-up that’s actually… moving???

“I am in the process of writing songs about liver disease, sex with married women, and more songs about sex and a couple other ones about drinking and how bad ass me and all my friends are.”

“We want gothic girls to join our cult and become our sex witches!!”

Probably an album announcement.

It’s like MSNBC up in dis bitch!

After calling Tool fans “insufferable” and “retards” in an interview […]

Lulzy unsigned band photos in here!

Cay cay cay! Ta nobam de ta beast!!!

We want YOU to help bring the show back for its fifth and final season.

AND it comes with an endorsement from LoG’s own Mark Morton.

This is as stupid and funny as you’d hope.

Own a piece of metal history!

Emperor, Lamb of God, The Black Dahlia Murder, Cannibal Corpse, Dream Theater and so many more.