What the...?? 0 Video: Guy Dressed Like a Xenomorph from Alien Promotes Soap by Playing Iron Maiden on a Facehugger Guitar March 28th, 2017 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg Cannot… compute…
What the...?? 0 One Million Pounds of Chicken Recalled for Containing METAL March 28th, 2017 at 9:49am Vince Neilstein The USDA started receiving complaints that metal objects were found in ready-to-eat chicken products.
What the...?? 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Says Judas Priest Aren’t Metal March 13th, 2017 at 2:53pm Axl Rosenberg Um. Uh. Um. WHAT?
What the...?? 0 Latest On-Stage Rant from Puddle of Mudd’s Wes Scantlin Hones in on Slipknot’s Paul Gray and Drowning Pool’s Dave Williams March 7th, 2017 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Why is his band still allowing this?
What the...?? 0 What the Crap is “Cockroach Moshing”? February 27th, 2017 at 12:24pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation, it’s called cockroach moshing, and it’s causing devastation.
What the...?? 0 You Will Never Believe Who Metallica are Performing with at The Grammys February 7th, 2017 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg HINT: It’s not Dave Mustaine.
What the...?? 0 Someone Hijacked a Pizza Delivery Guy’s Car and Stole Everything Except a Zakk Wylde CD January 30th, 2017 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein “They took everything, my Black Sabbath and Black Label Society albums. But they left my Pride and Glory album, which is one of the best albums that Zakk Wylde ever recorded. So I’m thankful for that.”
What the...?? 0 Carnifex Vocalist on the State of Deathcore: “There’s Really Just Us and Suicide Silence and Whitechapel Left” January 18th, 2017 at 10:57am Axl Rosenberg “A-HEM,” says Frankie Palmeri.
What the...?? 0 This Trent Reznor Quote is Mad Confusing January 16th, 2017 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Boo-hoo, the Internet is ruining music.
Rotten Real Estate 0 You Could Buy Kirk Hammett’s San Francisco Home for Only $16 Million! January 1st, 2017 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein It’s the fourth highest asking price currently listed for sale in all of San Francisco.
What the...?? 0 Watch a Hardcore Band Play a Cluck-U Chicken in New Jersey December 27th, 2016 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg Oh, New Jersey.
What the...?? 0 PayPal User Suspended for Purchasing an Isis Shirt December 15th, 2016 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll show the terrorists who’s boss.
What the...?? 0 David Vincent and Tim Yeung Launch Morbid Angel Cover Band December 15th, 2016 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg I Am Morbid will perform material from the Vincent-era albums people actually like.
What the...?? 0 Here’s Video of Johnny Depp and Korn Jamming on a Jack Black Song December 7th, 2016 at 9:29am Vince Neilstein “Encarnación” has never sounded so… Korny.
What the...?? 0 Norway’s Tons of Rock Festival to Feature Emperor, Satyricon, Sodom, and… Blink-182 November 28th, 2016 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg One of these things is not like the others…
What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch Cancellation Controversy: Ivan Moody Says He “Melted Down” November 28th, 2016 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg WARNING: This story will make you go cross-eyed.
What the...?? 0 Convicted Pedophile and Former Lostprophets Vocalist Ian Watkins is Back on Twitter and Teasing New Music November 22nd, 2016 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg “Hi, I’m the Rickrolled, ebola-infected flaming dumpster fire that is 2016… and I have a few more fun surprises for you in store!”
What the...?? 0 OC Weekly Praises Dead Cross for Performance They Never Gave September 29th, 2016 at 5:05pm Axl Rosenberg That must be embarrassing.
What the...?? 0 Insane Clown Posse Fans Amputate Pinky as Part of “Ritualistic Memorial” for Dead Juggalo September 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Way to fight the stereotypes!
What the...?? 0 Limp Bizkit Have a Black Metal Logo Now August 12th, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus It’s all about the he-said she-said kill-your-best-friend-in-his-apartment-complex-in-Oslo buuullshit.
