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NEW STUDY CONCLUDES THAT EXODUS FANS HAVE ABOVE-AVERAGE IQs
January 11th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

See below videos for definitive proof.


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WTF: LISTENABLE SIGNS RAP GROUPS NOW?!?!
December 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Everyone’s always complainin’ about how Roadrunner doesn’t sign metal bands […]


What the...?? 410
OUR SOCIETY IS DOOMED
December 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Recently, the people who all get together and decide who […]


What the...?? 30
AND YOU THOUGHT THE CHRIS BARNES USED CAR COMMERCIAL WAS BAD
December 5th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

There’s obviously something in the water in Florida that makes […]


What the...?? 240
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TORTURES ASKING ALEXANDRIA FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
November 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So it looks like my boyhood hero, The Ultimate Warrior, […]


What the...?? 320
THERE REALLY IS A BAND CALLED PANTERADACTYL
November 17th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The first time I ever heard the term “panterdactyl” was […]


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COURTNEY LOVE SAYS KURT COBAIN FIRED DAVE GROHL FROM NIRVANA
November 15th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Wowee wow wow wow. A reader calling himself Geddy Lee […]


What the...?? 100
EVER WANTED TO SEE FIVE NAKED DUDES IN A SAUNA COVER MOTÖRHEAD’S “ACE OF SPADES?”
November 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I mean, who hasn’t, right? Well, today is our lucky […]


What the...?? 580
Well, That’s One Way to Help Makes Ends Meet: Chris Barnes Appears in Commercial for Used Cars
November 10th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So we all know that the music industry is not […]


What the...?? 200
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FAITH NO MORE SONG?!?!
November 9th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

The PRP reports that “Faith No More fans are abuzz about […]


What the...?? 180
THE GREAT KAT WAS A GENIUS AHEAD OF HER TIME!
November 8th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

The Great Kat might’ve been batshit crazy or it might’ve […]


What the...?? 310
HOLY CRAP: DECAPITATED SURVIVE PLANE CRASH
November 3rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Yesterday, I saw this incredible video online of a plane […]


What the...?? 180
HARRISON FORD DRESSES UP LIKE A HAIR METAL MUSICIAN FOR HALLOWEEN
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

So, hey, remember that picture of Tom Cruise playing a […]


Tour de Force 40
DUFF MCKAGAN IS GONNA OPEN FOR AXL ROSE
October 31st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

In 2006, with a little help from Sebastian Bach, Eddie […]


What the...?? 820
HOLY SH*T YOU GUYS WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!
October 28th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK […]


What the...?? 40
TERROR DRUMMER NICK JETT SNIFFS GIRLS’ BUTTS
October 24th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

And if you think I’m insulting Jett, you should know […]


What the...?? 150
SECURITY AT THE CLUB NOKIA IN LOS ANGELES WANTS JOHN BUSH BACK IN ANTHRAX, TOO
October 24th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Anthrax were playing at the Club Nokia in Los Angeles […]


Friggin' Danzig 80
GLENN DANZIG AND HIS MOTHERF*CKING BRICKS, BITCH, INSPIRE AN ART INSTALLATION
October 19th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

(Click to enlarge Danzig’s bricks.) Fucking Glenn Danzig, man. The […]


What the...?? 70
AXL ROSE: SINGER, SONGWRITER, SIDLER
October 18th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Here’s a great tip if you wanna get laid: follow […]


What the...?? 480
OLI SYKES IS HAVING A BAD WEEK
October 6th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Earlier this week, Bring Me the Horizon’s Oli Sykes was attacked by […]


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