3 Insane Questions 0 Trollfest Frontman Trollmannen Answers 3 Insane Questions for MetalSucks May 11th, 2022 at 12:54pm Emperor Rhombus The Norwegian folk metaller talks secretion drinks, tasty eye muscles, and, you guessed it, herring.
New Stuff 0 Behemoth Announce New Album About Cancel Culture and Social Media, Release Studio Version of “Ov My Herculean Exile” May 11th, 2022 at 8:16am Emperor Rhombus Check out the twin covers and tracklisting below.
Lolz 0 Will Smith: “Ozzfest is the Least African American Event Outside of that Broom-and-Big-Ass-Hockey Puck Thing at the Olympics” May 10th, 2022 at 1:34pm Emperor Rhombus Best description ever.
Poll 0 So, Wait: ARE Judas Priest In the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, or AREN’T They? May 10th, 2022 at 10:34am Emperor Rhombus Does this count as an induction, or is it just an award?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: Media, Leakers, and “Those That Are Against the Right to Life” Are the Real Problems In Roe v. Wade Overturn May 10th, 2022 at 9:38am Emperor Rhombus “These are the maniac days of dishonesty,” said the noted dishonest maniac.
This Sucks 0 The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins on Jon Bon Jovi: “The People Around Him Need to Tell Him to Stop” May 10th, 2022 at 8:44am Emperor Rhombus “I would ask him to consider canceling the tour and getting some medical attention.”
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Hip-Hop Tracks That Reference Metal Bands May 9th, 2022 at 11:24am Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 times that rappers shouted out metal bands by name.
Breaking the Law 0 U.S. Representative Demands Break Up of Live Nation, Citing “200 Deaths and 750 Injuries Since 2006” May 9th, 2022 at 10:29am Emperor Rhombus “They got to be held accountable, just like any other business.”
Crisis Averted 0 Rob Halford Is Down to Play With K. K. Downing at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: “All This Drama…The Music Matters” May 7th, 2022 at 9:22am Emperor Rhombus “You’ve got to remove the emotional clutter…”
The Leads Are Weak 0 Chris Jericho Claims He Only Uses Backing Tracks for “Ambience,” Calls Out Santa Cruz for Using Them May 7th, 2022 at 8:20am Emperor Rhombus “For whatever reason, we got lumped into this whole discussion…” You think?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – May 6, 2022 May 6th, 2022 at 12:09pm Emperor Rhombus Including heavy new releases by Halestorm, Ibaraki, Vital Spirit, and more!
Munsters Mash 0 Rob Zombie’s The Munsters Will Be Nearly Three Hours Long May 6th, 2022 at 8:27am Emperor Rhombus Yeesh.
Cinemetal 0 Sam Raimi Says The New Evil Dead Movie Is “Terrifying…It’s Going to Knock People’s Socks Off” May 4th, 2022 at 11:37am Emperor Rhombus High praise.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Cradle of Filth Part Ways With Guitarist and Keyboardist/Female Vocalist May 4th, 2022 at 10:46am Emperor Rhombus Man, and they’ve been so behind Annabelle thus far!
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Here’s Daniel Radcliffe as “Weird” Al In the First Trailer for Weird: The Al Yankovic Story May 3rd, 2022 at 2:01pm Emperor Rhombus We have so many questions.
Haterade 0 Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows: “When You See Great Artists, a Lot of Them Aren’t in the Metal Scene” May 3rd, 2022 at 9:30am Emperor Rhombus Artist who admitted to biting off Metallica thinks too many bands bite off Metallica.
Haterade 0 Florida Venue Cancels Limp Bizkit Show Due to Possibility of “Chaos and Injuries” May 2nd, 2022 at 1:28pm Emperor Rhombus Wow, did you not know who you were booking?
Br00tal-lists 0 13 Non-Metal Albums That You Couldn’t Avoid Back In The Day May 2nd, 2022 at 12:45pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 13 non-metal albums that were unavoidable even for hardened headbangers.
Metal Legacies 0 March On Through the Rivers of Red: Remembering Jeff Hanneman Nine Years Later May 2nd, 2022 at 11:02am Emperor Rhombus On the ninth anniversary of his death, we remember Slayer’s brilliant, hostile, and very human guitarist.
Metal Ways To Die 0 Video: Brazilian Jet Pilot Spots Life-Threatening KISS Tribute Balloon at 20,000 Feet May 2nd, 2022 at 8:32am Emperor Rhombus Looks cool, but is apparently incredibly dangerous for pilots.
