Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted Cover Metallica Song One of them Actually Wrote August 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you dig this? Well then, congratulations of having gray pubic hair!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Will Never Crawl Out from Beneath Metallica’s Shadow August 8th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is both funny and sad.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Claims “I am One of the Few Thrash Metal Guys Who are Brave Enough to Delve Into Melody,” is Wrong July 30th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are twenty-six examples to prove my point.
Cinemetal 0 Dave Mustaine Parodies Men’s Wearhouse in New Funny or Die Video June 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Although the guarantee that I’ll like the way Super Collider sounds, the cameo at the end alone makes this worth watching.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Sprays Sh*t with Perfume and Calls it Caviar June 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadick tries to spin his disappointing album sales.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Calls Fan “Faggot,” “Cunt,” Has Him Thrown Out of Show June 6th, 2013 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg This should help Mustaine’s image.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Professor Dave Mustaine’s Audio Commentary for Super Collider is Uproarious June 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like having sex with gorilla.
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine Spends HOW Much on Conditioner?!?! May 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only his stylist knows for sure.
Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted and Dave Mustaine Considering Busting Out Metallica’s “Phantom Lord” for Gigantour? May 28th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll stick it to that Hetfield fucker!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine and Kenny G. Are In Love May 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proof that Jews and Goyim can get along!
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is NOT Descended from Monkeys, Y’All March 27th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Short version of what he said: “Creationism is where it’s at, brah. Science is fun and I love all the little gadgets scientists use, though!”
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to Open a Soup Kitchen in Haiti January 14th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg An act of bonafide goodwill, or an attempt to win back some of the fans he’s alienated? And does it matter?
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Reclaims Slide Guitar for ‘Merica January 9th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg By which I mean there is apparently going to be slide guitar on the new Megadeth album.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in Chemtrails January 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also seems confused as to the definition of the word “unarguable.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Hates Men’s Wearhouse January 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Suits sell… but who’s buying?
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks President Obama is Candyman December 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Megadick has also devised a top-notch new system for measuring debt!