Guest Columns 0 Man’s 45-Minute Explanation About Tattoo’s Meaning Only Causes Further Confusion September 2nd, 2016 at 3:15pm MetalSucks A local man’s intricate and rambling explanation about the meaning behind his latest tattoo allegedly caused further confusion amongst his group of friends, who immediately regretted broaching the topic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 High On Fire to Release Epic Animated Video for “The Black Plot” September 2nd, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Watch the trippy trailer, directed by Skinner, featuring an ancient witch-priestess with powerful healing psychotropics and the warrior protagonist slaughtering masses of talon-bearing, deadeye demons.
Guest Columns 0 Story Behind Metalhead’s Eye Patch Remarkably Boring September 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Patrons of The Lockjaw Bar have been “totally let down” by the story behind the eyepatch on one particularly tough-looking customer’s face, according to multiple reports.
Cinemetal 0 New Zakk Wylde + Corey Taylor Music Video is Pretty Funny August 24th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This poor guy is having the worst day ever.
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: GosT, “Maleficarum” August 21st, 2016 at 11:50am Emperor Rhombus Terrifying darkwave with a heavy dose of ‘The Witch.’
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tides Of Sulfur’s Hideous Sludge Extinction July 18th, 2016 at 3:30pm Anso DF Listen to “Maltheist,” the band’s newest jam.
What the...?? 0 Arch Enemy’s Alissa White-Gluz Plays America’s First Female Serial Killer in… Something June 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus This looks really cool, but we have no idea what it IS.
\m/ 0 The New Doom Launch Trailer is the Most Metal Thing You’ll See Today May 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus GET SOME.
Cinemetal 0 Tournament Throw the Most Surreal High School House Party Ever April 19th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein If only our high school experience was like this…
Editorials 0 Is Metal Still Counterculture? Is Anything? April 6th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Is metal still a genre for outsiders, or has it officially gone mainstream?
Cinemetal 0 Black Metal Documentary Blackhearts Coming Soon March 24th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein follows three black metal diehard fans from Colombia, Iran and Greece as they pursue their dreams of bringing their bands to Norway.
Metal Etiquette 0 Screw Saint Patrick, Hail Dionysus! March 17th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus This March 17th, party with the gods!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 WHY BANDS FAIL: they are bad, stupid and/or lazy February 2nd, 2016 at 11:00am Sergeant D More invaluable career advice from Sergeant D.!
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Make Toys Now January 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, Mick Thomson doesn’t come with “Movable Head Stabbing Action.”
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: The Guest soundtrack October 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Anso DF Not just inspired by soundtracks — it is a soundtrack!
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Cinemetal Review + Exclusive Clip: Deathgasm Rules September 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Read our review and watch an exclusive clip inside!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 14, 2015 August 14th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund New heavy shit in here. Soulfly, Funeste, Bullet For My Valentine, Crown Of Thornz, Clay Davis, Stray From The Path, and more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: True Loyalty Means Admitting When Your Favorite Bands Suck July 23rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Not all material was created equal.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are 2015’s Best Songs… So Far! June 19th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What 2015 songs are must-jams?
Br00tal-lists 0 Too soon? Anso DF’s Best Of 2015 … So Favre June 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Anso DF Enslaved! Torche! The Darkness!