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Sportscaster Rich Eisen Dressed Up as Steel Panther’s Lexxi Foxx On-Air
January 16th, 2017 at 10:19am Vince Neilstein

He lost a bet with Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell.


Haterade 0
Suicide Silence Producer Ross Robinson Responds to “Doris” Backlash
January 16th, 2017 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein

WOW, people are so fucking angry that Suicide Silence used clean vocals!


Viral Vomit 0
Best Metal-Cat Video Ever of the Day: Cat Thrash Fever
January 16th, 2017 at 8:55am Axl Rosenberg

The song is by Arise in Catos. Sorry, we mean Arise in Chaos.


Everyone's Replaceable 0
Former Dragonforce Vocalist Zippy Theart Officially Joins Skid Row
January 16th, 2017 at 8:46am Axl Rosenberg

So still no Baz reunion.


Metal in the Media 0
Metallica Will Perform at The Grammys in February, “Something Very Unique and Special” Planned
January 15th, 2017 at 2:27pm Vince Neilstein

A cool moment for metal, televised on national TV.


Everyone's Replaceable 0
Joey Jordison: “I would never have quit Slipknot, ever.”
January 15th, 2017 at 1:46pm Vince Neilstein

Why was Jordison fired from Slipknot so suddenly? We still don’t really know.


Everyone's Replaceable 0
CJ McMahon Appears to be Rejoining Thy Art is Murder
January 15th, 2017 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein

The ex-vocalist gave a surprise performance with the band at an Australian festival, and cited drug addiction as a reason he left the band in 2015.


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The Real Special Thank You
January 14th, 2017 at 8:35am MetalSucks

“All that matters in life is laughter having a good time, metal, tits, music, cocaine, and a few other things.”


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A Special Thank You
January 14th, 2017 at 8:30am MetalSucks

“Dear Metallica…”


...And F*ck You Too 0
To Anyone Who Didn’t Have Fun Today
January 14th, 2017 at 8:22am MetalSucks

Hello Metalsucks Readers. By now you should know that I’m […]


Poetry In Motion 0
I Wrote The Unforgiven II in a dream.
January 14th, 2017 at 8:21am MetalSucks

“If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you”


Slave to the Grind 0
The Night I Met Nickelback
January 14th, 2017 at 8:20am MetalSucks

“And that is the story about the time I met Nickelback, pissed off Chad Kroeger – and they bought me a drink.”


...And F*ck You Too 0
Never My Bro
January 14th, 2017 at 8:15am MetalSucks

“Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans.”


Whoops 0
The Girl On The Bridge
January 14th, 2017 at 8:13am MetalSucks

“It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.”


Poetry In Motion 0
Dinner with Kirk Hammett
January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am MetalSucks

“I will always remember the night I met Kirk Hammett.”


Events 0
Just Us Clothes!
January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am MetalSucks

“She busted a queef that would’ve calved glaciers.”


Cooking Contaminated 0
Battling M&M
January 14th, 2017 at 8:11am MetalSucks

“Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”


Readers' Choice 0
An Evening at Ryan’s Steakhouse Is Also No Small Affair
January 14th, 2017 at 8:10am MetalSucks

“Now, back to the vomit…”


Art Attack 0
Baja With Dolphins
January 14th, 2017 at 8:09am MetalSucks

“A long ways down the beach I came upon a dead dolphin.”


Breaking the Law 0
Welcome To The Party
January 14th, 2017 at 8:08am MetalSucks

“Shit was crazy as hell.”


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