Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! July 1st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s is pretty easy. You’re SO welcome!
New Stuff 0 No Devotion: Ex-Lostprophets Members and Thursday’s Geoff Rickly Team Up in New Band July 1st, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Listen to their not-very-good new song.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Upcoming Bullsh*t About Which You Should Know: The Haunted, Electric Wizard, and Iron Reagan Announce New Albums July 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Schwing!
Tour de Force 0 Crowbar to Tour with Revocation, Havok, and Fit For An Autopsy July 1st, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I say “CROW!”, you say “BAR!” “CROW!” “BAR!” “CROW!” “BAR!”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 1, 2014 July 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm David Lee Rothmund In this week’s spotlight on heavy new releases, a Grasshopper, some “Rabbitts,” and a Drunk Dad walk into a bar …
Viral Vomit 0 Best Nu-Metal Revival Video Ever of the Day: FUNGONEWRONG, “Cry Me a River” July 1st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Either terribly, terribly bad or some wizard-level trolling.
Reunion Mania 0 The Reunion You’ve All Been Anxiously Awaiting: Atreyu!! July 1st, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein TIME TO GET ANGRY! Or not.
Breaking the Law 0 Charges Against One Dude from King 810 Dismissed; Other Dude May Face Trial July 1st, 2014 at 1:45pm Axl Rosenberg But both dudes will continue to tour anyway.
New Stuff 0 “Sadistic Embodiment”: Listen to a New Cannibal Corpse Song RIGHT NOW!!! July 1st, 2014 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg This day just keeps getting better and better and betterer!!!
Breaking the Law 0 Police in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho Detain Men for Saying “Nickelback,” Establish Selves as World’s Preeminent Law Enforcement Agency July 1st, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, it was all a misunderstanding relating to weed.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: United Nations Takes on the United Nations in “United Nations Vs. United Nations” July 1st, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks This song could, like, unite nations.
New Stuff 0 Re-streamer of Souls: Listen to the New Judas Priest Album in Full Right Now! July 1st, 2014 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Their first without K.K. Downing. What do you think?
Vicious Vacation 0 The Top Fourteen Metal Things I Did in Japan July 1st, 2014 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein I’m baaaaack!
Tour de Force 0 Living Colour are Just Chillin’ in the Shade July 1st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The band so talented it’s unfair have announced the title and release season for their new album! AND tour dates!!!
Studio Stuff 0 This is What the Drums’re Gonna Sound Like on At the Gates’ At War with Reality June 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg More sort-of-but-not-really new music!!!
Black Collar Workers 0 The Danzig/Misfits Lawsuit Just Got Real, Yo June 30th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Jerry Only has filed a countersuit.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Cannibal Corpse Enter A Skeletal Domain June 30th, 2014 at 3:58pm Axl Rosenberg Death metal legends announce new album!!!
Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 0 Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks Preview, Week 5: Bardus June 30th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Philly trio sounds like the ungodly offspring of the Melvins, Eyehategod, Unsane, and Queens of the Stone Age.
What the...?? 0 Suge Knight and Katt Williams Trash Talk June 30th, 2014 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry, that should say “Go See Trash Talk.” Which is still pretty weird.
New Stuff 0 Listen to the First New Tool Riff in, Like, a Bajillion Years June 30th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, it’s not actually for a new Tool song.
0 - BREAKING: Ex-Suffokate Vocalist Ricky Hoover Successfully Undergoes Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery
