Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Black Sabbath’s Anti-Climactic 13 Album Art and Less-Anti-Climactic New Song Snippet April 5th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It sounds nothing like Iommi’s Eurovision song.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #3: Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden) April 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF He is a renaissance man, a polymath, a thinker, a genius. For thirty goddamn years.
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of Harm’s New Album The Nine and a Harm T-shirt April 4th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Bring the lulz to the above photo.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Royal Thunder Star in the Latest Episode of Converse x Decibel April 4th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Atlanta outfit’s absolutely not glamorous sleeping-bags-and-unpaid-bills “rock star” lives are dramatized.
Editorials 0 Manchester, UK Police Declare Violence Against “Goths, Emos, Punks, and Metallers” to be Hate Crimes April 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.
Reunion Mania 0 Infectious Grooves Reunite for Metallica’s Orion Fest, Recruit ex-Faith No More Guitarist Jim Martin April 4th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve got fifty bucks that says they blow the Red Hot Chili Peppers right off the fucking stage.
Editorials 0 Surprising News: Good Bands to Play This Year’s All Stars Tour April 4th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, the usual shitty scene ones are on the bill, too.
New Stuff 0 Shining Are Never “Off the Hook” April 4th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Fourth and final new Shining song this week.
Reviews 0 Kip Wingerschmidt and Andy O’Connor Debate the Merits of ASG’s Blood Drive April 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Another tag team review!
New Stuff 0 The New Stone Sour Album is Streaming in Full, and It’s Really Good! April 4th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Solid, catchy, well-written hard rock.
Cinemetal 0 They Should Have Called the New KEN Mode Video “Game of Bones” April 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Hot leather lady knights do battle.
New Stuff 0 This is the New Taterÿche Song, and It Sucks April 4th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Like, really bad.
Cinemetal 0 “I Am Colossus”: Meshuggah Release Toolish New Video April 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg By which I mean it recalls the videos of the band Tool, not that the members of Meshuggah are tools.
This Sucks 0 Exodus Explain Maryland Deathfest Cancellation April 4th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It has nothing to do with Slayer.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #4: Devin Townsend (ex-Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Project) April 3rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF Dudes have personal reasons for loving Townsend. Let’s focus on the many universal reasons for loving Townsend.
Tour de Force 0 Fear Eternal to Tour with Hate Factory. Wait, That’s Not Right… April 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg OHHH, Fear Factory are going to tour with Hate Eternal!
Poetry In Motion 0 ASG Used Papyrus Font in Their New Lyric Video April 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The horror!!!! (srsly)
Reviews 0 Howl Make Strides (Just Not Very Big Ones) on Bloodlines April 3rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Howl take their sound just a little bit further.
Reunion Mania 0 Korn Announce U.S. Reunion Tour with Brian “Head” Welch April 3rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, that was predictable.
Cinemetal 0 Pretty Much the Best Documentary About Alice in Chains a Fan Could Ever Hope For April 3rd, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring interviews with current and former members of Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Soundgarden, Mastodon, and more.
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