Editorials 0 Axl Rose: Still Rich and Famous Enough to Get Women in Bulk April 10th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Binders full of women? HA!”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Varg Vikernes Announces New Burzum Album April 10th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Will he win the Henry Q. Bouchard Memorial Award?
New Stuff 0 Azure Emote’s Silly Band Photo Belies Their Death Metal Prowess April 10th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is some crazy, avant-garde death metal.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Dying Fetus’ John Gallagher Fronting Suffocation April 10th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Suffetus.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Earache to Release World’s Shortest Album for Record Store Day April 10th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Limited edition 5″ will feature Napalm Death, Brutal Truth, Morbid Angel, and (believe it or not) more.
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Lead Thee “Into the Everblack” April 9th, 2013 at 5:39pm Axl Rosenberg Stream the first single from the band’s new album!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! April 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Celebrate the ridiculousness of metal band logos and win some stuff!
Grand Slams 0 Grand Slams: Everyone Is Overpaid (except for the Astros) April 9th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks MLB columnist and Becoming The Archetype guitarist Seth Hecox complains about the parity (or lack thereof) of the week-old MLB season.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Will Pin Your Balls April 9th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg New game will apparently include a tribute to “MetallicaSucks” day on MetalSucks.
New Stuff 0 Joe Satriani Opens the “Door Into Summer” April 9th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The leaving-dry-cleaning-shops anthem of the season is here!!!
This Sucks 0 Season of Mist’s Office Was Robbed April 9th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg But the thieves didn’t get anything of substantial value — PHEW!
Black Collar Workers 0 Keep of Kalessin Released a New EP, But You Can’t Listen To It April 9th, 2013 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s only available in Norway, even digitally.
New Stuff 0 Leprous Are Back With Another Progressive Gem, This Time Without Ihsahn April 9th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Ihsahn’s backing band returns with their second album in as many years.
New Stuff 0 Stream the Entire New Anciients Record Heart of Oak Right Now! April 9th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein One of Vince’s favorite records of 2013 so far.
New Stuff 0 Stream Ghost’s Infestissumam Right Now! April 9th, 2013 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg Does it live up to the hype?
Show Reviews 0 What’s Your Favorite Colour Baby? Living Colour! April 9th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg A review of the band’s 25th anniversary performance of their debut album Vivid in NYC.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 The Controversial Past of Suffokate’s New Vocalist Matty Kay! (BREAKING!!!) April 9th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The drama! The pain!
Br00tal-lists 0 I Wrote About Metal Band Art for Metal Band Art April 9th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Specifically, I wrote about my five favorite album covers of all time.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 9, 2013 April 9th, 2013 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund This week in heavy new releases: Russian Turbo Polka Metal. Swedish Shark Soup. Top-Shelf Earwax Removal Product. And a new friend!
New Stuff 0 Stream the Instrumental Version of The Ocean’s Pelagial April 9th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Who needs vocalists when the music is this good??
