Music Dorkery 50 THE MATHIEST UNDERGROUND METAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD January 20th, 2009 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt One late night last year whilst stumbling through cyberspace, I […]
Cinemetal 60 BILLY/JOEL January 20th, 2009 at 8:07am Axl Rosenberg When we were younger, Vince and I used to argue […]
Contests 70 ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS WINNERS ANNOUNCED! January 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks After carefully reading all your entries, we’ve finally selected our […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [PULL OUT YOUR EYE, AND EAT IT] TO: THE SWORD – “LAMENT FOR THE AUROCHS” January 10th, 2009 at 5:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt I wonder if this guy had toked a leel on […]
...And F*ck You Too 180 SHOCK OF SHOCKS: GLEN BENTON HATES BRET MICHAELS January 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Long time readers of this site should be fully aware […]
Reviews 220 THRASH METAL IS RARELY AS ARTFUL AS KREATOR’S HORDES OF CHAOS January 8th, 2009 at 11:10am Satan Rosenbloom If you’re anything like me (And, really, who isn’t a […]
Tour de Force 150 BEST TOURS EVARRR!!! January 7th, 2009 at 3:46pm Vince Neilstein It’s only January 7th but already three ridiculously awesome North […]
Interviews 100 JOB FOR A COWBOY’S JONNY DAVY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar The buckets of internet venom spewed at Arizona death metal […]
Editorials 460 CAN’T ANYONE MAKE A DECENT HEAVY METAL TV SHOW? January 7th, 2009 at 11:50am Corey Mitchell I must have been a “submissive” in a previous life filled […]
Editorials 140 NEW DILLINGER DRUMMER? NO WORRIES! January 5th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well… happy friggin’ new year, everyone. We gots some catchin’ […]
Contests 1520 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A DIMEBAG DARRELL DESKTOP STATUE! December 18th, 2008 at 6:24pm MetalSucks At long last we’ve chosen a winner for the funny […]
Black Collar Workers 110 PRESS RELEASE: “F*CKING EVERYBODY SIGNS WITH KOCH RECORDS” December 17th, 2008 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein It seems like every day we get a press release […]
Br00tal-lists 160 2008, THE YEAR IN SUCK: THE FINAL TALLY! December 16th, 2008 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday was a fun day at the MS Mansion; with […]
Br00tal-lists 290 AXL ROSENBERG’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was the best of times, it was the worst […]
Br00tal-lists 320 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein 2008 was a fine fucking year in metal if you […]
Br00tal-lists 160 MAD DOG WINGERSCHMIDT’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt In my admittedly arrogant opinion, this was a year of […]
Ask Anton OyVey 140 ANTON OYVEY’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 10:00am MetalSucks 1. Torche – Meanderthal (Hydra Head) 2. Septic Flesh – […]
Br00tal-lists 200 CHRISTOPHER RODDY’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 9:00am MetalSucks I loathe having to pare down every album I’ve listened […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE FINALLY PROMOTES CHINESE DEMOCRACY… SORT OF December 12th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg After weeks of wondering why the fuck Axl Rose was […]
Interviews 120 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CLUTCH BASSIST DAN MAINES (+ FREE BAKERTON GROUP MP3!) December 11th, 2008 at 4:40pm MetalSucks MetalSucks contributor Christopher Roddy recently had the chance to chat […]