Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 RIKI RACHTMAN SHAMES METAL YET AGAIN April 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF Since immortalizing hair rock bimboism in The Decline of the […]
New Stuff 80 SON OF AURELIUS WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU A FREE “MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION” April 6th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you were too lazy to read my review, […]
This Sucks 340 HELP JOHN COBBETT FROM LUDICRA AND HAMMERS OF MISFORTUNE April 6th, 2010 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg Poor John Cobbett. Ludicra just put out an excellent new […]
Reviews 150 / April 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Woody Allen’s Zelig? It’s a pseudo-documentary about a […]
This Sucks 590 SLAYER HOLDS BAND MEETING TO VOTE ON PUTTING TOM ARAYA TO SLEEP April 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Guess what Tom Araya won’t be doing any time soon? […]
Reunion Mania 460 SOUNDGARDEN ANNOUNCE REUNION SHOW WITH LADY GAGA April 6th, 2010 at 9:25am Axl Rosenberg Soundgarden reunion rumors have been flying around almost as long […]
Vicious Vacation 40 HEAVY METAL ROAD TRIP, DAYS 9 AND 10: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN April 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein “The last day of SXSW is always the most metal.” […]
New Stuff 80 ZOROASTER AND THE “ANCIENT ONES” April 5th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I cannot see the name “Zoroaster” and not think about […]
Power Metal Party 120 DOES DGM STAND FOR “DAMN GOOD METAL?” April 5th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Italy is to Epic Metal as Gothenburg is to melodeath… […]
Haterade 450 WHAT’S THAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT PANTERA INADVERTENTLY RUINING METAL? April 5th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw this band, Texas Hippo Coaltion Texas Hippie Coalition, […]
New Stuff 250 COOL CHICK WITH UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME STREAMING SECOND ALBUM April 5th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg In February I expressed cautious excitement for Out of Our […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 820 REB BEACH VS. KIRK HAMMETT: LET THE INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD FIGHTS COMMENCE! April 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do people really compare Reb Beach’s guitar playing to that […]
\m/ 340 DRUMSTERBATION WITH TOOL’S DANNY CAREY AND MASTODON’S BRANN DAILOR April 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of the Tool Lateralus tour […]
Tour de Force 190 METALSUCKS AND SMN NEWS TEAM UP TO BRING YOU EYEHATEGOD WITH NACHTMYSTIUM AND BRUTAL TRUTH! April 5th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks FUCK. YES. MetalSucks is very proud to be teaming up […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 140 I CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD GN’R PUN RIGHT NOW, BUT HERE’S A VIDEO OF AXL ROSE FALLING ON HIS ASS April 5th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Axl Rose slipped and fell while performing “Knockin’ on […]
New Stuff 410 “BEYOND OUR SUFFERING”: AS I LAY DYING BRING THE HEAVY April 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two minutes of As I Lay Dying’s new song, “Beyond […]
New Stuff 220 BISON B.C.’S “TWO-DAY BOOZE” MAKES ME FEEL DRUNK April 5th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so, like, I heard this rumor that when some […]
Tour de Force 210 A WHOLE LOTTA DEVIN TOWNSEND NEWS April 5th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg 2009 was a pretty awesome year to be a Devin […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 30 HEH HEH, HE SAID “JIZZY” April 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Of all the 654 singers L.A. Guns has had over […]
New Stuff 60 A NEW PESTILENCE April 5th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s been over a decade and a half since Pestilence […]
0 - Report: “The Number of Heavy Metal Bands in a Given Country is Associated with its Wealth and Affluence”
