Contests 1630 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN AWESOME GOD FORBID EARTHSBLOOD PRIZE PACKAGE! February 5th, 2009 at 5:46pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to groverXIII, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
Cinemetal 1 SKELETONWITCH GET THEIR FIX February 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The members of Skeletonwitch were so jealous that Vince and […]
Cinemetal 160 THE ANSWER MAKE MY DICK HARD February 5th, 2009 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein That’s the realization I had on Tuesday night at the […]
Cinemetal 60 GRAF ORLOCK ARE DOWN WITH EDWARD SAID February 5th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since the members of Graf Orlock are obsessed with action […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 ME AND MARIAH GO BACK LIKE BABIES AND PACIFIERS February 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Knife The Glitter isn’t afraid to reference the cinematic nadir […]
Br00tal-lists 560 METAL HAMMER’S LIST OF THE BEST DEATH METAL SONGS EVER IS SUSPECT February 5th, 2009 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t read an issue of Metal Hammer since 2006, […]
Music Dorkery 330 MORBID ANGEL’S TREY AZAGTHOTH STIRS SH*T UP February 5th, 2009 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg As you may have read on Blabbermouth by now, Trey […]
Cinemetal 30 PIG DESTROYER PENGUIN MOSH (FEAT. HAPPY FEET) February 5th, 2009 at 10:34am Vince Neilstein
Metal Jewery 420 HOLD YOUR (JEWISH) DAUGHTERS BACK; DAVID DRAIMAN IS ON THE SINGLES MARKET! February 4th, 2009 at 4:33pm Vince Neilstein Following Disturbed lead-crooner David Draiman’s much-publicized split with his fiancee […]
Poll 640 POLL: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW LAMB OF GOD ALBUM WRATH? February 4th, 2009 at 2:23pm Vince Neilstein Lots of you have been emailing us to tell us […]
Interviews 240 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GREG ANDERSON OF SUNN O))) AND SOUTHERN LORD RECORDS February 4th, 2009 at 12:51pm Vince Neilstein Legendary dronesters Sunn o))) and record label Southern Lord share […]
\m/ 160 HEAVY METAL LAUNDRY TIPS February 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When I was a teenager I used to yell at […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 TOP FIVE THINGS I CAN’T COMPREHEND TODAY February 4th, 2009 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg The box office success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Doesn’t […]
Black Collar Workers 480 METAL EDGE AND METAL MANIACS TO SHUT THEIR COVERS FOR THE FINAL TIME February 4th, 2009 at 1:00am Vince Neilstein An anonymous source has confirmed to MetalSucks that legendary magazines […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF DRAGONFORCE’S ULTRA BEATDOWN February 3rd, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to MetalSucks Maniacs Tony Cordone, John Douglass, Joe […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY METALFEST, BATMAN! U.S. FINALLY JUMPS ON THE EUROPEAN FESTIVAL BANDWAGON. February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein In the summer of 2006, before MetalSucks was even a […]
New Stuff 90 FREE MP3S!!! February 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What’s better than music? FREE MUSIC! Here’s some shit people […]
Reviews 90 DIMENSION ZERO: SAME TASTE, LESS FILLING February 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Let’s say you need a new car, and you have […]
The Webernets 180 MICROSOFT SONGSMITH: A METAL CASE STUDY February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t heard about the laughing stock that is […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 OMG WTF TG February 3rd, 2009 at 10:18am Gary Suarez Since I am so well connected, I’ve been sitting on […]
