\m/ 180 HOPE IS… November 5th, 2008 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein This is our moment. Will you stand with me? Hope […]
Tour de Force 70 OPEN LETTER FROM EVERY TIME I DIE TO AXL ROSE November 4th, 2008 at 4:50pm Vince Neilstein We aren’t sure which member of Buffalo, NY metal warriors […]
Editorials 340 BLACKIE’S CLUELESS: “I WANNA BE SEAN HANNITY” November 4th, 2008 at 3:45pm Corey Mitchell Former buzzsaw cod-piece wearing, red meat slinging, naked woman whipping, […]
...And F*ck You Too 100 EVERY F*CKING MUSICIAN WHO EVER LIVED TO RELEASE BEHIND THE PLAYER DVD November 4th, 2008 at 3:29pm Axl Rosenberg What the fucking fuck are these fucking Behind the Player […]
Interviews 90 ENSLAVED’S GRUTTLE KJELLSON: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW November 4th, 2008 at 2:46pm Sammy O'Hagar Since its inception in the late ‘80s, black metal has […]
...And F*ck You Too 140 F*CK THE WORLD. HERE’S SOME VINTAGE LIVE METALLICA. November 4th, 2008 at 1:28pm Vince Neilstein Vince Neilstein checking in to the MetalSucks Mansion here at […]
Editorials 80 SO THERE IS A MORE CLICHE METAL ALBUM TITLE THAN WRATH November 4th, 2008 at 12:06pm Axl Rosenberg Cannibal Corpse have announced Evisceration Plague as the title of […]
Cinemetal 50 IT’S THE NEW BRUTAL TRUTH VIDEO. I DON’T HAVE A FUNNY HEADLINE. November 4th, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg Sorry. I’m tired, I’m nervous about the outcome of the […]
New Stuff 20 WHEN YOU’RE DONE VOTING, CHECK OUT SOME NEW GIANT SQUID November 4th, 2008 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I can’t say enough good things about Giant Squid. They […]
\m/ 120 AMERICANS: BE PATRIOTIC. VOTE. November 4th, 2008 at 6:00am Axl Rosenberg In all seriousness: no matter who you vote for, please […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 20 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A VINYL SINGLE BY THE CULT! November 3rd, 2008 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow we may or may or not put a woman […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 SUCKLE MY KNUCKLE November 3rd, 2008 at 4:04pm Gary Suarez From The Austerity Program to Made Out Of Babies, it […]
\m/ 160 TRENT REZNOR: STILL COOLER THAN YOU November 3rd, 2008 at 3:06pm Axl Rosenberg The following e-mail was sent out to all Nine Inch […]
Rampant Rumors 370 “IF CREED REUNITES, BLAME LED ZEPPELIN” November 3rd, 2008 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The Webernet rumor mill has been aflutter in recent weeks […]
Reunion Mania 70 SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! November 3rd, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an e-mail we received from MetalSucks Maniac Bill Kendrick […]
What the...?? 110 DEF LEPPARD’S PHIL COLLEN ALMOST JOINED IRON MAIDEN?!?! November 3rd, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg On several occasions I’ve heard someone refer to Def Leppard […]
Editorials 580 THIS FEBRUARY, FEEL LAMB OF GOD’S WRATH November 3rd, 2008 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg I think I just came up with the stupid tagline […]
What the...?? 180 WTFH2? November 3rd, 2008 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell I am currently sequestered away in my cave hammering out […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 50 SATURDAY SONG TO GET JACK O’LANTERNED TO: THE MISFITS – “NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD” November 1st, 2008 at 3:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt Much like The Misfits, I’ll keep this short and sweet: […]
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