Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – July 22, 2022 July 22nd, 2022 at 9:16am Emperor Rhombus Featuring new albums by Witchery, Oceans of Slumber, and more!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Machine Gun Kelly Regrets Corey Taylor Feud: “The Situation’s Unfortunate…I Was a Slipknot Fan” July 6th, 2022 at 9:51am Emperor Rhombus “I think both of us let our egos get in the way.”
Editorials 0 Dear Larissa: Right the F*** On June 9th, 2022 at 8:05am Emperor Rhombus A letter of support for Venom Prison’s Larissa Stupar making the difficult choice to step back from live shows so she can focus on being a parent.
Lolz 0 Chicken McNugent Wants to “Beat the Sh*t Out of Bad People Ruining America,” Which He Says Is “Just a Figure of Speech” May 19th, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Gasp, English isn’t Ted Nugent’s first language! What would Ted Nugent think?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent Urges Trumpers to Assault Liberals at Rally: “I’d Love You More If You Went Berserk on the Skulls of the Democrats” May 15th, 2022 at 12:08pm Emperor Rhombus “Force everyone in your life to think of what the enemies of America have done…”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Slipknot Announce The Knotverse, a Metaverse and NFT Hub for the Maggots April 19th, 2022 at 11:24am Emperor Rhombus A big chat room selling fictional merch.
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Bands You Thought Would Be Heavier When You First Heard Them April 11th, 2022 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 bands who left you cocking an eyebrow upon first listen.
Metal Merch 0 Cannibal Corpse Are Selling High-Priced Severed Faces On Their Current Tour February 23rd, 2022 at 8:11am Emperor Rhombus Ed Gein just creamed his jeans.
Lolz 0 Video: Muse Steal Corey Taylor’s Mask In 2001, Drummer Does His Best Slipknot Impression February 22nd, 2022 at 8:35am Emperor Rhombus The arena rockers had a laugh at Slipknot’s expense.
This Sucks 0 Dave Grohl Opens Up About Hearing Loss: “If You Were Sitting Next to Me…I Wouldn’t Understand a F***ing Word” February 21st, 2022 at 2:02pm Emperor Rhombus It’s way worse than we thought.
Metal Etiquette 0 Biology Professor Recommends Masking Up In the Mosh Pit February 21st, 2022 at 8:51am Emperor Rhombus In a new article in ‘The New York Times,’ a biologist who helps touring bands assess threats say mask moshing is the way to go.
Lolz 0 Ted Nugent Says Today’s Rockers “Aren’t As Dedicated…We Just Practiced More, We Loved It More” February 8th, 2022 at 1:57pm Emperor Rhombus I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at this header image.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Video: Kid Rock Vows to Bail on Fans at Venues With Mask or Vaccine Mandates January 28th, 2022 at 12:05pm Emperor Rhombus Really doing it for the people, huh, Robbie?
Tour de Force 0 Static-X Reschedule Tour with Fear Factory; Both Bands Plotting New Albums This Year January 20th, 2022 at 8:47am Vince Neilstein The tour has been moved back to 2023 due to the usual reasons.
Coronavirus 0 Metallica and Tool Employ COVID Sniffing Dogs for Tour Safety January 10th, 2022 at 11:58am Axl Rosenberg No, really. This is an actual thing.
Metal in the Media 0 Machine Gun Kelly Was a Clue on Jeopardy! January 4th, 2022 at 8:51am Vince Neilstein None of the contestants got it right.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock Offended by People Offended by His New Song About How People Are Too-Easily Offended December 20th, 2021 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg The tissue paper calls the snowflake white.
Coronavirus 0 Foo Fighters Cancel Show After Venue Refuses to Turn Away Unvaccinated Fans December 1st, 2021 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg Smooth move, Minneapolis.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Kid Rock’s Stupid Snowflake Song Continues to Stir Controversy November 24th, 2021 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg “Weird Al” Yankovic has to clarify that this isn’t one of his parody videos, while Monster Truck’s anti-snowflake frontman is “hurt” by comments from Danko Jones.
Cinemetal 0 Kid Rock Calls Out “Nation of P*ssies,” “Snowflakes” and “Offended Millennials” in New Song November 21st, 2021 at 10:27am Vince Neilstein Surprise: Rock has released a rallying cry for conservatives!