F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Ward are Publicly Fighting About Stuff (groan) April 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The Ozzman fires back at Ward for the accusations lofted his way by the ex-Sabbath drummer earlier this week.
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Justin Bieber Lip Syncs to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” April 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg While Deon Sanders watches, no less.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
New Stuff 0 Listen: Chuck Billy and Alexei Laiho Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” February 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s okay.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tom Morello and Serj Tankian Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” January 21st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not just a rote, inferior recreation of the original!
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #23: Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Speaking only of his solo material, the man put out six truly great albums in a row. SIX! What other artists, metal or otherwise, can that be said about?
Vicious Vacation 0 Ozzy Osbourne Promises Total Boredom, Playful Racism at New Festival October 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called Ozzfiesta. Because it’s in Mexico. Get it?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Black Sabbath are “Going to do One More Album, and a Final Tour” September 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But Bill Ward can still go suck an egg.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
Metal Mysteries 0 What is Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate? September 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The popular theory right now is that it’s a theme park attraction.
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Tweet Twat 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne About to Release a New Solo Album? July 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hashtag #OzzyRules unveils album art for new mystery project.
The Webernets 0 A Lot of Fans Wanna Call Ozzy Osbourne “Sir” May 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Petition to have The Ozzman knighted picks up steam.
Black Collar Workers 0 Aspiring Professional Musicians MUST Read Ozzy Osbourne’s Career Advice November 22nd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Love him or hate him, the dude’s been at it for more than forty years. Get here if you wanna know what he has to say!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 53 & 54: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Dream Theater, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Sunn O))) August 1st, 2013 at 5:30pm MetalSucks So, we had a close one and a not-so-close one […]
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 41 & 42: Van Hagar Vs. Ozzy Osbourne, Sunn O))) Vs. L.A. Guns July 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Today’s fights brought to you by Urban Outfitters and Crystal Clear Pepsi.