Haterade 0 Suicide Silence Fans Launched a Petition to Block the Release of Their New Album February 5th, 2017 at 10:11am Vince Neilstein Fans: “Change the name of the band too, please.” “Because Nickelback is heavier.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Code Orange Fan Badly Hurt in a Mosh Pit, Tool’s Maynard James Keenan vs. Donald Trump, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 3rd, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Converge, Suicide Silence, Emmure, and more.
New Stuff 0 Xerath Come to Their Xend February 1st, 2017 at 4:24pm Axl Rosenberg “Ultimately it is down to creative differences within the band,” according to a statement. But on the bright side, they’ve released one final song, too.
Black Collar Workers 0 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Grossed $56.9 Million in Ticket Sales in Just Six Weeks January 11th, 2017 at 3:43pm Vince Neilstein Holy fucking crap, this band is popular.
Metal in the Media 0 Gwar Stop by the Howard Stern Wrap-Up Show, Cover One of Stern’s Sixth Grade Band’s Songs November 2nd, 2016 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein Howard Stern is still a thing?
\m/ 0 This Guy Learned to Play Guitar Again After Losing All Four of His Limbs June 29th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Your complaints about not enough vocals in your monitor officially no longer matter.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Hellyeah’s Unden!able to Feature Previously Unreleased Dimebag Recording May 23rd, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg On a Phil Collins cover, no less.
New Stuff 0 Brujeria’s “Viva Presidente Trump!” is Your New Anthem for Decision 2016 May 16th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus ¡Vamos a la guerra!
Br00tal-lists 0 Spin Releases ‘The 40 Best Nu-Metal Covers of Pop Songs’ List April 28th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tommy Lee’s David Bowie cover: not on the list.
Metal Mysteries 0 New Study Shows That Going to Concerts is Good for You April 18th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Just not for your liver.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week April 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mastodon, Nachtmystium, Van Halen, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 A New Study Shows Why Everyone Hates MetalSucks April 13th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Finally, scientists have answered that age-old question.
Editorials 0 So, This is the New Chelsea Grin Song December 11th, 2015 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Band suffers from a very serious case of Nickelback Syndrome.
Br00tal-lists 0 Jeff Treppel’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 11:30am Jeff Treppel Baroness! Pinkish Black! Prurient!
Br00tal-lists 0 Here’s A Handy Guide to the Best Online Metal Merch Shops November 23rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Patch addicts, click here.
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are Eight Tribute Albums That Are Actually Good September 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, kid, you like hastily-recorded covers? We got hastily-recorded covers.
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Five Finger Death Punch Sold More Albums First Week Than Iron Maiden :( September 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Ten conclusions that can be drawn about the industry and the metal scene from FFDP’s besting of Iron Maiden.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Stream Live: Steel Panther, Guests Live At Sold-Out House Of Blues Farewell Tonight August 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm Anso DF Gimmicky, quality venue to be razed for new hotel, residences. But not before one final awesome night. Catch it wherever you are.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 What Do You Think Of Finger Eleven’s New Album? #hardrock July 31st, 2015 at 4:00pm Anso DF Nine Spooky Limes. Live Hooked Vines. Clive Looked Fine.
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.