News 0 Ozzy to Undergo Surgery Monday that Will “Determine the Rest of His Life” June 10th, 2022 at 8:31am Emperor Rhombus According to Sharon, Ozzy’s going in for a “major operation.”
Crush You 0 Ozzy Osbourne “Sees Himself” in Yungblud June 7th, 2022 at 10:03am Em Shadows The Rising British star shared advice Ozzy gave him while filming “The Funeral” video.
Br00tal-lists 0 Devil Master’s 10 Best Cape-Wearing Bands of All Time May 26th, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus The Philly blackened sleaze merchants list their favorite cape-clad metal acts.
Br00tal-lists 0 Happy World Dracula Day: 11 Awesome Vampire Metal Bands Out for Blood May 26th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 killer bands to help you ring in the 125th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s classic.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Confronts His Mortality: “My Time Is Going to Come” May 21st, 2022 at 8:23am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness ain’t afraid of the final bow.
New Stuff 0 The New Spiter (Devil Master, Sh*tf*cker) Is What Fundamentalist Christians Think Metal Is May 18th, 2022 at 3:36pm Emperor Rhombus In a good way.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Star Wars Ain’t Metal May 4th, 2022 at 11:16am Emperor Rhombus Fuck the Bothans.
Podcast 0 Dream Theater Frontman James LaBrie on The MetalSucks Podcast #436 May 2nd, 2022 at 2:41pm Emperor Rhombus James and his songwriting partner Paul Logue discuss his solo album, fatherly advice, and more!
This Sucks 0 Ozzy Tests Positive for COVID-19, Sharon Says She’s “Very Worried” April 28th, 2022 at 12:42pm Emperor Rhombus We’re rooting for you, Oz.
New Stuff 0 Devil Master Are None More Pink on “The Vigour of Evil” April 1st, 2022 at 12:59pm Emperor Rhombus The Philadelphia black-thrashers are at it again.
Interviews 0 Cinnamon Babe’s Stormi Maya: “Metal Purists Are Just Afraid of Bimbo Hot Chicks and Young Kids Taking Over” March 31st, 2022 at 11:02am Emperor Rhombus The nu-metal artist talks race, responsibility, and taking nonstop hate for making the music she loves.
Exclusive 0 Exclusive Presale: Come to the Launch Party for Kim Kelly’s New Book Fight Like Hell: The Untold History of American Labor! March 16th, 2022 at 1:38pm Emperor Rhombus The event will feature sets by Trophy Hunt and Sunrot.
Br00tal-lists 0 12 Hidden Gems On Classic Bands’ Questionable Turn-of-the-Millennium Albums March 15th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 12 diamonds in the rough where it got REALLY rough.
Art Attack 0 The Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Be Featured In a Museum March 11th, 2022 at 9:44am Emperor Rhombus Unfortunately, you won’t be able to deuce in it.
New Stuff 0 Devil Master Announce New Album, Release Bitchin’ First Single March 8th, 2022 at 11:22am Emperor Rhombus IT’S A PINK FUNERAAAAAL!
What the...?? 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s New NFT Campaign Sounds Even Riskier and More Baffling Than His Last One February 16th, 2022 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Ozzy, why you even gotta do a thing?
This Sucks 0 “Big” John Harte, Infamous Bodyguard to KISS and Iron Maiden, Dead at 70 February 14th, 2022 at 8:16am Emperor Rhombus Harte was KISS’ head of security during the ’70s.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Teacher Asks Students to Name One Song by Band on Their Shirt January 3rd, 2022 at 9:05am MetalSucks Kids wearing shirts by Metallica, Kiss, Nirvana and others have no clue.
Metal Tech 0 Ozzy Makes NFTs Now December 28th, 2021 at 9:14am MetalSucks The ‘Cryptobatz’ are based around the infamous 1982 bat-biting incident.
News 0 New Marketing Trend: Branded Slot Machines Featuring The Biggest Stars of Metal December 1st, 2021 at 7:50am MetalSucks Ozzy, Sabaton, Candlemass and others have branded slot games.
