Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Weekend: See You At Heavy MTL, Canada’s America-Sized, Girl-Packed Metal Fest August 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Workload, refreshments, and girls: Heavy MTL is made for America
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Neilstein Soundscam: More Like Battlerise, Amirite? August 2nd, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Battlecross make an unexpected leap up while Phil Anselmo, Norma Jean and The Winery Dogs debut on the charts.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Guitar Solo? More Like Guitar So No! July 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks A bad guitar solo. Sadder than a fattie with small boobs :(
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 29-32: Kiss Vs. Shadows Fall, Korn Vs. Ghost, The Haunted Vs. Suicide Silence, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Liturgy July 17th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The last buncha bouts from the preliminary matches!!!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Dream Theater Vs. Dragonforce, Rob Zombie Vs. Otep, Morbid Angel Vs. Fear Factory, Poison Vs. Queensrÿche July 16th, 2013 at 4:35pm MetalSucks Choose the lesser of two evils…
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 5-8: Trivium Vs. Killswitch Engage, Cradle of Filth Vs. Motionless in White, Six Feet Under Vs. Emmure, Volbeat Vs. In This Moment July 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Metalcore bands! Death metal bands! Goth bands! Other kinds of bands! Who is least deserving of your wrath? Vote now!!!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Time to Feel Old: 30 More Albums You Won’t Believe Came Out Ten Years Ago Already June 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Time to start dying your pubes…
Reviews 0 About That Sh*tty New Attila Album May 1st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s so close to being slightly less shitty!
New Stuff 0 Vanish at the Blank Horizon February 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sweet new Vanisher song!
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon is Having an Awesome Black Friday Sale! November 21st, 2012 at 11:20am MetalSucks And you don’t even have to wait until Friday to take advantage.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were for Nu Metal Rock Fans November 16th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg And now the week’s top stories…
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ten Drummers We’d Be Happy to See Join The Black Dahlia Murder November 8th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Let’s do some fantasy casting!
Cinemetal 0 TEN INADVERTENTLY HILARIOUS THINGS ABOUT THE NEW FOZZY VIDEO October 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fozzy have released a video for “Sandpaper,” the song they […]
Metal Metsieh 0 AMAZON IS HAVING AN AWESOME $5 ALBUM SALE! August 21st, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Let’s cut to the quick: you love metal, and buying […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JUNE 26, 2012 June 26th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks There’s no way around it— today is a big exciting […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE GHOST WITH THE MOST? May 25th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch That’s right, boys and ghouls! Your weekend […]
Metal Metsieh 0 ANOTHER $5 ALBUM SALE AT AMAZON! May 7th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Everything’s got a value. Even those of you staunchly wedded […]
Music Dorkery 0 YOUTUBE LOSER HATES ON PERIPHERY AND “D-JENT,” VEIL OF MAYA WRITES A SONG ABOUT IT April 18th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein First, watch this hilarious video of some YouTube loser describing […]
Tour de Force 0 MORE ADDITIONS TO METALLICA’S ORION MUSIC + MORE FEST: GHOST, THAT METAL SHOW HOSTS ADDED April 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I gotta admit, whomever is curating Metallica’s upcoming Orion Music + […]
