Green Eggs and Slam 0 What should we do to save metal? (Spoiler warning: destroy it) September 2nd, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. is the hero the scene needs, not the one it deserves.
MSTV 0 Watch: A Hand-Farted Parody of Slayer’s “Raining Blood”… “Shitting Mud” August 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First returns with his latest — and grossest — video to date.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Iconic Drummers Should Break Into Extreme Metal August 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hall of Fame drummers, underground metal needs you!
Viral Vomit 0 Video Exclusive: World Famous Hand-Farter Guy First Hand-Farts Dark Tranquillity Songs with Frontman Mikael Stanne August 6th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Which Dark Tranquillity songs can the hand-farter perform?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devil You Know to Release New Album in November August 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And we know who produced it, too.
Editorials 0 Which Metal Band Should Your Metal Band Rip-Off, and HOW Should You Rip Them Off? A Helpful Guide July 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “How to Help Increase the Odds That Your Metal Band Will Make at Least a Little Bit of Money.”
New Stuff 0 A Close-Up Look at Prosthetic Records’ Newest and Brightest Signings June 29th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein A preview of the farm system of one of the best metal labels in the biz.
Idol Listening 0 Summer Slaughter Celebrity Playlist: Beyond Creation Vocalist/Guitarist Simon Girard’s Driving Playlist June 26th, 2015 at 2:40pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is a proud sponsor of this year’s Summer Slaughter […]
New Stuff 0 Sanzu’s Pleasurable Painless: You MUST Listen to This EP June 15th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fans of Morbid Angel and Gojira, especially, are going to love this.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Celebrate June 13th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!!!!!!!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 9, 2015 June 9th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Listen to this week’s heavy new releases! All fifty of them!
The Webernets 0 Video: Pathology/Anaal Nathrakh Fan Dressed as a Lego Figurine Teaches You to Make a Hellfest Logo from Hama Beads May 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “What the sweet fucking fuck mother of all fucking things sweet fucking fuck am I watching?!?”
New Stuff 0 Once Human Tickle Your Aggro Bone On “The Life I Remember” May 27th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus New tunes from the new project of Machine Head/Soulfly guitarist Logan Mader.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Pair of 3-Day GA Passes to Heavy Montreal 2015! May 7th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fest line-up includes Slipknot, Faith No More, Lamb of God, Gorguts, Ihsahn, and more!
New Stuff 0 Stream Another New Jasta Track, “Deadly Business” March 30th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Is Jamey Jasta working on another Jasta album? “Deadly Business,” […]
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive Cinemetal Premiere: Adimiron’s “Ayahuasca” March 25th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Aya-hu-awesome!
\m/ 0 Devin Townsend Wins Juno Award, Jams with Hand-Fart Extraordinaire March 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Fart of the Poozers.”
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Pair of 3-Day GA Passes to Heavy Montreal 2015! March 12th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Fest line-up includes Slipknot, Faith No More, Lamb of God, Gorguts, Ihsahn, and more!
The Webernets 0 Here are Some Metal Covers of Die Antwoord, ‘Cause Why Not? March 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of these really work! Some of these really do not.
Tour de Force 0 And the Lineup for Heavy Montreal 2015 is… March 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Is there any doubt that Heavy Montreal is now THE […]
