New Stuff 320 BLACKJAZZ January 28th, 2010 at 12:31pm Vince Neilstein There are only so many metal riffs you can assemble […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 280 W.A.S.P. BURN DOWN BABYLON, DIGNITY January 14th, 2010 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg It’s basically impossible for me to take “Babylon’s Burning,” the […]
Editorials 320 DON’T EVEN STEP TO THE PIANO January 7th, 2010 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday a little fight broke out in the comments section […]
Br00tal-lists 1390 LET’S MAKE A LIST OF WORDS METAL BANDS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO USE ANY MORE January 5th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Not in song titles, not in album titles, not in […]
Br00tal-lists 530 ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DECADE-END LIST TO ARGUE ABOUT December 3rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This is kind of how I imagine things going down […]
Contests 2230 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 10-PACK OF CDs FROM PROSTHETIC RECORDS November 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to all five winners of last week’s funny photo […]
Rampant Rumors 790 KORN, ROB ZOMBIE, HATEBREED TO CAUSE A LITTLE SUMMER MAYHEM? November 19th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I really like the Rockstar Mayhem Festival – it’s like […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 NOT EXACTLY A CHURCH BURNING, IS IT? November 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem have perhaps one of the longest and most sordid […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 190 THIRTEEN YEARS LATER, MR. TIM SKOLD REVIVES SKOLD November 4th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Back in 1996, I was an angst-ridden young buck, and […]
Br00tal-lists 340 35 OTHER CRAZY FISTS October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In honor of Alaskan metalcore band 36 Crazyfists’ new DVD, […]
Cinemetal 310 HATRED: F*CKING ADORABLE September 25th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Steve Hamlin sent us the link to this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 460 NICE COVER ART, ROB September 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Was Rob Zombie never cool and I was just an […]
Interviews 1820 ARTHUR VON NAGEL OF CORMORANT: THE OFFICIAL METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 28th, 2009 at 2:35pm Ziltoid Once the polls indicated that I was practically guaranteed to […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
The Hard R 1000 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS, PART 3 August 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let’s start this off by saying I most likely WILL […]
What the...?? 530 PEOPLE ARE STILL OFFENDED BY ALICE COOPER? SERIOUSLY? August 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t know, Alice Cooper is a lame […]
Neilstein Soundscam 670 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: ASSJACK AND A BUNCH OF FAILURES August 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week was somewhat of a slow one for metal […]
Haterade 1860 LESSONS IN FASHION, AS TAUGHT BY MOTIONLESS IN WHITE July 10th, 2009 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein Ever since discovering yesterday’s Shitstain subject matter Motionless In White, […]
Editorials 590 OZZY OSBOURNE TAKES AXL ROSENBERG’S ADVICE July 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Just about a year ago I took it upon myself […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 APPARENTLY, DAN SPITZ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANTHRAX’S SUCCESS June 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shitballs. Former Anthrax guitarist and current Christian midget watchmaker […]