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Black Metal Bowel Movement 0
DREX GETS A COLD
August 12th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

GERMS. EVERYWHERE GERMS. GERMS COPULATING IN MY NOSTRILS. GERMS PLEASURING […]


Greatest Hits 0
Rigged: Nile’s Karl Sanders
August 7th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks

When looking at all these beautiful pictures of the stunning […]


This Sucks 0
FAN DIES AT WACKEN OPEN AIR FESTIVAL
August 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Let’s be real: Wacken is the metal festival all other […]


Metal in the Media 0
A LOT OF PEOPLE F*CKED RAW TO DEF LEPPARD’S HYSTERIA
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Def Leppard’s classic 1987 album Hysteria caused a lot of unprotected […]


Guest Columns 0
EXCLUSIVE IN-STUDIO DIARY: EARLY GRAVES
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Exactly two years ago today the world lost Makh Daniels in a […]


Best Beard Bracket 0
Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!!
July 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

The votes are in, and the MetalSucks Maniacs have spoken: […]


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
SATURDAY TO DOWNPOUR TORRENTIALLY TO
July 21st, 2012 at 6:17pm Kip Wingerschmidt

  the Refused show in Williamsburg Park…..rain or shine, unless […]


Reviews 0
AGALLOCH’S FAUSTIAN ECHOES: CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD DEBATES Q ON THE STARSHIP DARK METAL
July 19th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

Dr. Faustus is a legend from German lore. As the […]


Cinemetal 0
THE BROTHERS DUPLANTIER HAVE ECLECTIC TASTES IN MUSIC
July 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Gojira’s Brothers Duplantier, Joe and Mario, recently posted a clip […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0
DEVIN TOWNSEND IS KINDA FREAKING OUT LOL
July 17th, 2012 at 2:30pm Anso DF

You don’t need to be a world-class music journalimist to […]


Black Metal Brunch 0
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX THINKS YOUR TATTOOS ARE STUPID
July 15th, 2012 at 10:14am MetalSucks

YOUR TATTOOS ARE AWFUL. CAIN WAS MARKED FOR SLAYING HIS […]


New Stuff 0
ALL HAIL ENABLER’S ALL HAIL THE VOID
July 13th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg

Like the cover for Terrorizer’s Hordes of Zombies, Enabler’s album art […]


Editorials 0
TOMMY LEE IS A PUTZ
June 29th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

For all the awesome things about being famous — y’know, […]


Reviews 0
FLY BY NIGHT: METALSUCKS GETS INTO SOILWORK SINGER’S AFFAIRS
June 27th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

Sometimes a new oddball record makes better sense with the […]


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JUNE 19, 2012
June 19th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

Not long ago, running three miles on a treadmill wasn’t […]


The Webernets 0
PRETTY EIGHT MACHINE: NINE INCH NAILS IN 8-BIT
June 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein

I thought the whole rendering metal tracks in 8-bit fad […]


Editorials 0
HIATUS ON FIRE: WHY MATT PIKE SHOULDN’T PLAY HEAVY MTL OR HEAVY T.O.
June 14th, 2012 at 10:00am Gary Suarez

The other day, I came across a concert listing for […]


New Stuff 0
FOR EARLY GRAVES, THE “DAYS GROW COLD”
June 13th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Early Graves have released a demo of a new song […]


Black Metal Brunch 0
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX NEEDS A NEW ROOMMATE
June 10th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks

†ATTENTION #CRAIGSLIST INFERIORS† DO YOU YEARN TO FEEL YOUR ENEMY’S […]


Greatest Hits 0
What If Metal Album Covers Were Truthful?
June 6th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

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