Music Dorkery 0 Here’s Tool’s “Schism” Played by a 40-Piece Orchestra October 12th, 2016 at 3:24pm Vince Neilstein The most beautiful — and heaviest — version of this song ever recorded.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Meshuggah’s Mårten Hagström Says New Tool Demos Represent the Band’s “Best” Work to Date October 3rd, 2016 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg In other news, the members of Meshuggah are still cooler than you and have heard new Tool demos.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Late Night Host Seth Meyers Offers Update on the New Tool Album September 27th, 2016 at 4:15pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, he can’t know LESS than the rest of us, can he?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Justin Chancellor Reveals the Location of the New Tool Album September 15th, 2016 at 9:02am Axl Rosenberg Getting warmer?
Rampant Rumors 0 Tool Rumor Alert: New Album Announcement on Adult Swim’s “World Peace” is Probably Bogus August 18th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein We want to believe!!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s The Earliest Known Live Footage of Tool August 17th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus We all had to start somewhere.
Cinemetal 0 Video: New York Subway Busker’s Performance of Tool’s “The Pot” as Annoying as the Original August 16th, 2016 at 1:40pm Emperor Rhombus If you see him on the subway, New Yorkers, give him some money and ask him to play, well, anything else.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Album Update: Band “Grinding Away on New Material Four Days a Week,” Tease “Stop the Press News” July 29th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The news won’t require that you stop ALL the presses. Just the one.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?! July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?
Rampant Rumors 0 Maynard Addresses Tool Double-Album Rumors: “#dumb” July 19th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein A swipe at Tool fans’ intelligence? Or a clever red herring?
Rampant Rumors 0 Rumor: Tool Will Release 2.5 Hour, Double-Album Decem This Fall July 16th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Also: alleged tracklisting revealed, with no songs less than 12 minutes long!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Does Anyone Listen To Tool? July 15th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Who listens to Tool? Probably exactly who you would think.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan is Going on a Book Tour This Fall July 12th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time to break out your Vans 501s!
New Stuff 0 3Teeth’s New Song Won’t “Degrade” Their Tour with Tool this Fall July 7th, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Industrial sure seems to have a twisted fascination with teeth.
Rampant Rumors 0 Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Just Told Us More About the Next TOOL Album Than TOOL Have in 10 Years June 29th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein What on earth is the mysterious band up to these days? Buzz has the knowledge!
Art Attack 0 Watch Almost Three Minutes of Tool’s New Animated Visuals June 7th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein They’re stunning, as usual.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Metallica, Megadeth, Tool and Others Earn to Play Shows? May 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Terrorism is a Political Tool Used Widely and Mainly by the USA” April 25th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also: Middle East terrorism has all been conducted by the USA to sway public opinion in favor of Israel.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Latest on the New Tool Album April 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tentative release date scheduled to coincide with The Rapture.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch a Little Girl Interview Tool’s Maynard James Keenan March 31st, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s just “James” to his friends.
