Tag: anvil

What do you get when you bring a comedian and two metal bands? You get

They’re bringing a comedian with them.

Our deepest condolences to his friends, family, bandmates, and fanse.

He just can’t control himself.

Canadian speed metal can’t melt steel beams.

The pandemic happened and COVID was real.

We at MetalSucks would like to wish Marino’s friends and family our condolences during this difficult time.

Here are 12 albums that revitalized the careers of their makers.

Also includes Dream Theater, Limp Bizkit, Arch Enemy, and more.

The song sucks, but at least it has a message we can get behind.

Give it a try, smarty pants.

Includes Ozzy, Metallica, Slayer, Morbid Angel, and more.

Axl from MetalSucks wonders why world keeps Anvil around.

AMAZING!!!

Heavy new releases from Voivod, Entombed A.D., Destroyer 666, Anthrax, Steel Panther, Greenleaf, and like 70 more. Fucking 70!!!!

Who is still relevant after 30+ years of making music?

The coffee isn’t that good, but the documentary about the making of the coffee is quite entertaining.

Necrosexual, lover of all things dark and grim — and Franzia — recently caught up with “the Canadian demi-Gods of heavy metal,” and the results are typically Necrosexualian: extremely awkward, in the best / most hilarious way possible.

Jam today’s heavy new releases right now — unless u are busy curing AIDS or trapped in a Scientology dungeon. Otherwise crank it!

Assuming the title track and the band’s entire career are any indication.