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Necrosexual, lover of all things dark and grim — and Franzia — recently caught up with “the Canadian demi-Gods of heavy metal,” and the results are typically Necrosexualian: extremely awkward, in the best / most hilarious way possible.

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Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 28, 2013

May 28th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund

Jam today’s heavy new releases right now — unless u are busy curing AIDS or trapped in a Scientology dungeon. Otherwise crank it!

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Will the New Anvil Album Be Good? There Ain’t a Hope in Hell!

May 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Assuming the title track and the band’s entire career are any indication.

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Question Of The Week: “Lead Singer’s Disease (Instrumental)”

April 12th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Which vocal-less albums are instrumental to your existence?

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SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: AUGUST 14, 2012

August 14th, 2012 at 10:30am Shanbomb

It’s funny that every week there’s a different trend in […]

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SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MAY 8, 2012

May 8th, 2012 at 10:30am Vic Vaughn

Hey metalheads! Your summer playlist is about to get bigger, […]

Editorials 370

ANVIL: IRRELEVANT AGAIN

February 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

If you’re a fledgling metal band trying to break into […]

Reviews 870

COREY’S MAY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST

June 22nd, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell

Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]

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NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: GREEN DOLLAR BILL SOCIETY

May 18th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

Foo Fighters fans fretting that Wasting Light would relinquish its […]

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METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS

April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell

Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]

Guest Columns 790

SAD BUT TRUE: DOC COYLE WEIGHS IN ON SERGEANT D.’S “BAND LIFE IS FOR LOSERS” THEORY

March 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Doc Coyle

I was inspired to put some thoughts down after […]

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QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP?

January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

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HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK!

December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Did you know that if you eat before you start […]

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