MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for October 23rd, 2017 October 23rd, 2017 at 10:21am MetalSucks Chris Broderick reveals that Megadeth have a dress code, George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher defends Suicide Silence, and Jared Dines gets screwed over on his new 17-string guitar.
Music Dorkery 0 Jared Dines Got Scammed on That 17-String Guitar October 22nd, 2017 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Some internet jackoff who claimed to be a luthier actually just ordered it from a Chinese website for $400.
Viral Vomit 0 Jared Dines Wrote a Pop Song and it’s Probably Not the Worst Thing You’ll Hear Today February 21st, 2017 at 12:58pm MetalSucks In b4 the Hagrid sounds like Fallout Boy comments.
Viral Vomit 0 Listen/Watch: Jared Dines Performs Suicide Silence’s “Silence” as an Emo Song February 13th, 2017 at 4:17pm Axl Rosenberg Here, maybe you bellyaching pussies will like this version better.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tim Lambesis Gets Out of Jail, Jared Dines Feuds with Suicide Silence, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 10th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Six Feet Under, Metallica, Volumes, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Jared Dines on Suicide Silence: “I Really Don’t Want to Fight Their Drummer, But…” February 9th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg Plus: Thy Art is Murder strike back!
Editorials 0 Video: Jared Dines Reviews Addresses Suicide Silence Clean Vocals Controversy in “Doris” Review January 13th, 2017 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg People are pissed about those high notes. People are dumb.
\m/ 0 Rock for Docs: Metal YouTubers Team Up to Launch Fundraiser for Doctors Without Borders December 22nd, 2016 at 2:49pm MetalSucks Featuring Keith Merrow, Rob Scallon, Ola Englund, Jared Dines, Rob Chapman and MANY, many more united for a great cause.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines and Jared Dines and Eric “Erock” Calderone Perform Guns N’ Roses Songs in Various Metal Styles July 14th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg What if GN’R had written black metal or deathcore or power metal? They’d probably sound like this!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Things Guitar Center Employees Say April 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Would you like fries with that?
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines Demonstrates the Effect Various Drugs Have on Drumming September 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of all of Dines’ videos to date, this one may be closest to my heart.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: How to Make Music-Related Clickbait Videos July 20th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Drewsif Stalin parodies the videos of his peers.
Music Dorkery 0 Jared Dines Takes Djent to the Next Level March 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Envelope, meet thy pusher.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Devin Townsend, Alice in Chains, Black Veil Brides, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Jared Dines Demonstrates Ten Ways to Hold Your Guitar February 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg As usual, Dines’ observations are dead-on.
Viral Vomit 0 STILL Tired of the Same Old Labels? Here Are Even MORE Alternative Metal Genre Names! January 29th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The sequel is superior even to the original!
Viral Vomit 0 Tired of the Same Old Labels? Try These Alternative Metal Genre Names! January 23rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg These are fresh, descriptive, AND wholly accurate.
Viral Vomit 0 Things Audio Engineers Say in the Studio January 9th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg For your viewing pleasure: another on-the-nose satirical video from Jared Dines!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: This is It, the Moment Djent was Invented! January 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein A 100% accurate, scientifically proven, peer-reviewed account of how djent came to be.
Viral Vomit 0 Things Metal Vocalists Say November 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s funny because it’s true.
