Tour de Force 0 Rock of Old Ages: KISS and Def Leppard Announce Co-Headlining Tour March 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I can’t really rock all night and party every day anymore. I can rock ’til about 8, 8:30, then I’m wiped.
Breaking the Law 0 Vandals in Paul Stanley Masks Trash New Jersey Auto Shop March 14th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like Point Break, only not.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
What the...?? 0 Three Young Men Produce and Publicly Release Horrible Videos of Themselves Lip Syncing to Kiss, AC/DC, Aerosmith in an Apparent Effort to Remain Virgins Forever January 27th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoshotwhointhewhatnow?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Scar Symmetry Announce Concept Album Trilogy, The Singularity January 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno if it’s a Star Wars situation or a Lord of the Rings situation.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Heavy Metal Solo Albums By The Pound? January 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What other band should release a KISS-style cluster of unified solo albums?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Has a Voice Like an Angel September 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever wonder what it might sound like if your accountant sang?
Album of the Day 0 Album of the Day: Vinnie Vincent Invasion September 17th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg An ode to one of the most ridiculously awesome, and awesomely ridiculous, guitarists of the 80s.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Sixteen-Year-Old Mike Patton and Trevor Dunn Cover Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Mötley Crüe September 9th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Precious!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 29-32: Kiss Vs. Shadows Fall, Korn Vs. Ghost, The Haunted Vs. Suicide Silence, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Liturgy July 17th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The last buncha bouts from the preliminary matches!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Show Love, Share Metal! July 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks In the MetalSucks Question Of The Week, there are no wrong answers. Except Trivium.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Metal Merch 0 I’m Confused About the Continuity of Kiss Kids June 6th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A new comic book envisions all the members of Kiss as children together… which isn’t possible.
Cinemetal 0 What if Kiss’ “Beth” Was Only One Side of a Phone Conversation? April 25th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This is inspired!
The Webernets 0 When Pantera and Skid Row Covered Kiss April 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg A fun stroll down memory lane for no real reason other than I feel like it.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kiss Kitty Hello March 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Gene and Paul announce new animated series, intention to make you pay for the privilege of watching as they rape your children.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Most Inadvertently Hilarious Thing Ever of the Day: Bret Michaels Re-Records Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” with Ace Frehely, Michael Anthony, and F*cking LIL JON February 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remember Soundtracks? lol January 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “OMG I have to get that movie’s soundtrack asap it’s awesome!!” — No one, 2013
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Would Make Love to Chester Bennington December 13th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He would. He would make love to him.
