Cinemetal 0 “Endless Forms Most Beautiful”: Nightwish’s Title Track Isn’t Terrible May 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not good, either, but, hey, it’s a start!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Deftones Near Completion of New Album, Release Date Announced April 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks But what will it sound like???
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 31, 2015 March 31st, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Ufomammut, Pantommind, Blliigghhtted, Wrathage, Murg, Inculter, Pregierz, and 42 more heavy new releases by bands with normaller names!
New Stuff 0 Nightwish’s New Song Will Make You “Shudder” March 13th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg My night wish is the same as my day wish: that this band would go away.
Cinemetal 0 Christ, I Hate Nightwish (Or: Band Releases New Video for “Élan”) February 13th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The metal band most favored by high school theater dorks.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: New Videos from Insomnium, Emmure, Saliva, Timo Tolkki’s Avalon Featuring Timo Tolkki April 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And maybe the worst pun of my career.
Cinemetal 0 Nightwish’s Tuomas Holopainen Pays Homage to Scrooge McDuck on New Solo Album February 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not trolling.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today (And Beyond): December 10-31, 2013 December 10th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund The rest of 2013’s new releases! Listen to new Disfiguring The Goddess, Vanna, After The Burial, Mastodon, The Ocean, Nightwish, Selim Lemouchi & His Enemies, and more!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Within Temptation Album Will Feature Howard Jones, Tarja Turunen and… Dave Pirner and Xzibit? November 8th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This has to be one of the weirder lists of collaborators ever.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Living Colour Cover Cream’s “Sunshine of Your Love” with Ex-Nightwish Vocalist Tarja Turunen September 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The results are actually kinda wonky.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 NIGHTWISH LOSE A MUMU, GAIN A BRA October 1st, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nightwish and mumu-loving vocalist Anette Olzon have parted ways. For […]
Tour de Force 0 TODAY IN TOURS I’LL BE SKIPPING: NIGHTWISH + KAMELOT April 20th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands are obnoxiously bad, and some bands are just […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MARCH 6, 2012 March 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vic Vaughn Welcome to Metal March, cherished MetalSucks readers! It’s a sweet […]
Neilstein Soundscam 310 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: LAMB OF GOD REIGN SUPREME February 1st, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re back! January 24th marked the first big release date […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 130 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JANUARY 10TH, 2012 EDITION January 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vic Vaughn So it’s been a few weeks since I’ve put out […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Contests 870 CONTEST: TELL US THE WORST WAY YOU COULD THINK TO MEET YOUR END, WIN STUFF FROM THE END! November 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So The End Records very generously donated five prize packs […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF NIGHTWISH’S MADE IN HONG KONG May 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week’s logo was way too easy – everyone save […]
What the...?? 280 NIGHTWISH’S ANETTE OLZON LOVES A GOOD MUUMUU May 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright. So on Monday night at Paganfest (where Moonsorrow absolutely […]
