Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys June 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Your Sunday could’ve been worse.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Aw Nuts! RATM/Sabbath Drummer Brad Wilk, Punk Rock Wife To Divorce June 18th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Alleged cause of the split? Selene Vigil-Wilk’s is pissed that Bill Ward doesn’t play on the new Sabbath album.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 So How Come Tommy Clufetos Doesn’t Play on Black Sabbath’s 13? June 13th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Ozzy blames Rick Rubin.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Sh*t Was Just Really, Truly, Unbelievably F*cking Nuts May 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week felt like living in a soap opera.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Metal Mods May 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How would u metal-ify your favorite games brah?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Well, Gee, That’s Not Hypocritical, Ozzy May 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently completely unaware of how his own voice sounds, Black Sabbath vocalist says drummer can’t play his parts anymore.
Tour de Force 0 Black Label Society Added to Giantbour; Dates Announced May 3rd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We are just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
Tour de Force 0 Black Sabbath Announce Full North American Tour April 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Three old men, three old men, see how they can’t run, see how they can’t run…
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Who Still Cares About Black Sabbath Anyway? April 18th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com continues with a debate about the relevance of Black Sabbath in 2013.
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
Cinemetal 0 Black Sabbath to Debut New Song “The End is the Beginning” on Season Finale of CSI April 10th, 2013 at 5:49pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like they’re going out of their way not to be cool.
New Stuff 0 Tony Iommi Collaborates with World’s Largest Unibrow on Horrible Maroon 5 Song March 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to his contribution to this year’s Eurovision contest, then bang some nails into your ears.
New Stuff 0 Here’s Your First (Very Brief) Taste of Music from Black Sabbath’s 13 March 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, inadvertently funny footage of Ozzy and Rick Rubin!
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Br00tal-lists 0 The Twenty Greatest Metal Albums of All Time… According to LA Weekly February 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SPOILER ALERT! Black Veil Brides did not make the cut.
The Webernets 0 Bob Lefsetz on No More Tears, the Last Great Ozzy Album December 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you disagree with the statement about No More Tears you’re just wrong.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Viral Vomit 0 Ozzy “Bark at the Moon” Halloween Light Show is Ridiculous, Fun, and Ridiculously Fun October 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The creator of the Slayer Christmas Light Show is back to celebrate the most metal holiday of all.
