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What Movie(s) You Should Watch Tonight Based on Your Favorite Metal Band
January 18th, 2019 at 3:44pm MetalSucks

Movie recommendations based on Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Ghost, and more.


Apocalyptic Anniversaries 0
Notable Metal Albums Celebrating Big Anniversaries in 2019
January 2nd, 2019 at 10:00am MetalSucks

Includes Korn, Slipknot, Pantera, Slayer, Megadeth, Cannibal Corpse, and many more.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Shit That Comes Out Today: January 26, 2018
January 26th, 2018 at 9:23am Phil Boozeman

Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases, including Machine Head, Tribulation, Portal, Howling Sycamore, Mammoth Grinder and many more.


Reviews 0
Portal’s Ion Is like Getting Punched by a Pinch-Harmonic Black Hole
January 25th, 2018 at 12:43pm Maximus

Pro-anti.


New Stuff 0
“Phreqs”: Portal Sell Out, Introduce Music into Their Music
November 27th, 2017 at 9:23am Axl Rosenberg

Great. What’s next, fucking “Enter Sandman”?!?!?


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
‘Most Extreme Band EVER’ Nominees Portal Tease New Album, Ion
October 23rd, 2017 at 3:09pm Axl Rosenberg

As in, “Ion-a hear it right now.”


Punishing Pictorials 0
Famous Metal Album Covers Recreated with Porgs
October 11th, 2017 at 1:16pm MetalSucks

The cute critters from Star Wars: The Last Jedi take over album covers by the Big Four and more.


Viral Vomit 0
Listen: Every Periphery Song Played at Once
September 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Sounds like… Portal?


Metal Mysteries 0
What is Phil Anselmo’s “Secret Death Metal Project”?
May 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Get in here to read our wholly-plausible theories!!!


New Stuff 0
Antiversum: The Scariest Metal Band Since Portal?
April 15th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Look at them! They’re not even people… THEY’RE JUST SHADOWS!!!


Music Dorkery 0
Breakdowns are SO 2004; I’m Into Fixups!
April 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Will fixups ever replacebreakdowns as one of the most laughably overused aspects of metal?


Friday 5 0
Friday 5: Hipster-Proof Metal Bands
October 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

We’ll never have to share these bands with the aloofly ironic


Cinemetal 0
If You Watch This Teaser for Portal’s Projection Show at Housecore Horror Fest, You Will Die in Seven Days
September 12th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The Ring ain’t got nuthin’ on this shit.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Psycho Analysis: Diagnose Yourself Based on Your Favorite Band
September 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Like the DSM, only metal!


Greatest Hits 0
Heavy Metal Drinking Games
July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks

Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.


Reviews 0
Impetuous Ritual’s Unholy Congregation of Hypocritical Ambivalence: Good Intent, Generic Execution
March 28th, 2014 at 3:00pm Excretakano

You probably won’t be able to pick this out from the crowd.


Greatest Hits 0
Listen: Every Dillinger Escape Plan Song Played At Once
December 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Sounds like Portal.


Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Metal Can Never Be Too Extreme
November 4th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Much like Doritos!


Cinemetal 0
Just in Time for Halloween (and Year-End Lists): Portal’s Awesome “Curtain” Video
October 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

A perfect visual representation of this most disturbing and unusual band.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2013
February 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Shanbomb

U will listen (to all of this week’s new releases), u will love (many new jamz), u will laugh (at hilarious cover art and under-punctuated band names).


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