Reviews 0 Impetuous Ritual’s Unholy Congregation of Hypocritical Ambivalence: Good Intent, Generic Execution March 28th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks You probably won’t be able to pick this out from the crowd.
Greatest Hits 0 Listen: Every Dillinger Escape Plan Song Played At Once December 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like Portal.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Metal Can Never Be Too Extreme November 4th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Much like Doritos!
Cinemetal 0 Just in Time for Halloween (and Year-End Lists): Portal’s Awesome “Curtain” Video October 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A perfect visual representation of this most disturbing and unusual band.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2013 February 19th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks U will listen (to all of this week’s new releases), u will love (many new jamz), u will laugh (at hilarious cover art and under-punctuated band names).
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Academic About Moshing February 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recapping the week’s biggest stories.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Your Label Needs A Name, “Tradecraft” Is Taken February 15th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey, u remember esteemed labels like Flawless Records? Machine Shop Records? Elementree Records? Of course u don’t!
Reviews 0 Palm Mutes of Madness: Portal’s Typically Atypical Vexovoid February 13th, 2013 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar If you think about it, Portal have already done more […]
New Stuff 0 Portal: Now Rounder February 7th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to another new song from the band’s upcoming release, Vexovoid!
New Stuff 0 Enter a Portal to “The Back Wards” January 18th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Get your face fucked off by a new Portal song.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Portal, Vexovoid January 17th, 2013 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell Philip Anselmo loves Portal, too!
New Stuff 0 Portal Pull Back the “Curtain” December 14th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg New Portal song!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Portal Announce New Album, Vexovoid November 29th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Which begs the question: what the fuck is a vexovoid?
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE REST OF 2012 June 29th, 2012 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch We at MetalSucks are power-rolling doobs and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 CAN’T WAIT FOR MORE CYNIC? WELL HERE COMES PORTAL! January 10th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, not that Portal. Here’s a pretty major lapse in […]
New Stuff 30 BLOODY PANDA FALL INTO A PORTAL November 10th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg What do Portal and Bloody Panda have in common? Well, […]
The Webernets 220 THE ORIGINS OF PORTAL REVEALED! August 19th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg One of the great things about Portal — the intimidatingly […]
Cinemetal 140 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS BY EVERY MOTHERTRUCKIN’ ARTIST FROM PORTAL TO BRET MICHAELS November 29th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was a long weekend, and seemingly eight thousand fucking […]
Haterade 340 HASTE THE DAY KICK THE BUCKET November 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Haste the Day are calling it a, uh, day. I was […]
Cinemetal 210 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM VEIL OF MAYA, CANCER BATS, APOCALYPTICA, ASPHYX, AND DAGOBA August 30th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As was the case last Wednesday, a whole buncha bands […]
