Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 GET READY FOR A NEW SLAYER EP March 29th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Lombardo (the twenty-first best drummer in modern metal… wait, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL “YAH-MUH-KUH” March 23rd, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Greatest Hits 0 Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?! March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BANNED FROM MOSHING March 16th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of our readers, Dan Toth, has started a Facebook […]
Greatest Hits 0 It’s Official: There is Too Much Slayer Merchandise March 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I was reading on The PRP this morning about […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 SERGEANT D’S GUIDE TO BEING AN ELITE-TIER THRASH FAN March 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Many people here on MetalSucks think I don’t like metal, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TOOK THE OATH OF THE CIRCLE (OR SOMETHING) March 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #21: DAVE LOMBARDO (SLAYER, FANTÔMAS, GRIP INC., PHILM) March 2nd, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #22: PAUL BOSTAPH March 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Metal Merch 250 NEW SLAYER RING ALLOWS FANS TO TELL THE WORLD THEY’RE FROM NEW JERSEY February 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks As we all know, one of the biggest concerns with […]
\m/ 150 SOMEHOW, THIS STUDENT FAILED HIS SCIENCE EXAM February 17th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent us the below, self-explanatory image; it’s […]
Metal Merch 160 BLOW $50 ON THIS ANTHRAX VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT FOR YOUR SWEETIE February 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If you’re still hard-up for a Valentine’s gift for your […]
Metal Merch 150 BONE YOUR OLD LADY WITH A SLAYER CONDOM THIS VALENTINE’S DAY February 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Still have no idea what to get your loved one […]
Tour de Force 1360 ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL 2012 LINE-UP FEATURES ALL THE RUMORED BANDS January 25th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The rumor was that this year’s edition of Mayhem Fest […]
Rampant Rumors 250 SLIPKNOT CONFIRMED AS MAYHEM FEST HEADLINERS January 24th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Uh… whoops. The full line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy […]
Rampant Rumors 570 MAYHEM FESTIVAL LINE-UP RUMORS: IS THIS TOUR ABOUT TO BECOME INSANELY AWESOME? January 19th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, rumors began to circulate about the line-up […]
\m/ 130 AWESOME FOOTAGE OF FANTOMAS COVERING SLAYER January 5th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our pals over at Metal Injection recently unearthed the below […]
The Webernets 180 RELIEVE STRESS WITH THE TOM ARAYA SCREAM December 14th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: And the Awesomest Idea of the Week award goes […]
\m/ 260 JEFF HANNEMAN ON HIS NEAR-FATAL SPIDER BITE: “SATAN HAD MY BACK” December 14th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: Jeff Hanneman has been out of commission for most […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE ENJOYED SOME GOGURT November 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Badass Digest Dj Slashba — noun — 1. A temp. […]
