Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
...And F*ck You Too 0 New Suffokate Vocalist Matty Kay Praises Old Suffokate Vocalist Holden Ear’s Lyrics April 18th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is dickdiculous.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Took a Winston Break April 12th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Light ’em up with Fred n’ Barney and check out this week’s top stories.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 The Controversial Past of Suffokate’s New Vocalist Matty Kay! (BREAKING!!!) April 9th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The drama! The pain!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 New Suffokate Vocalist Lacks Proper Ear Gauges April 8th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Metal Jewery 0 More Vocalists Added to Mitch Lucker Memorial Concert December 17th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Four additional singers announced to perform with the band.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 SUFFOKATE SEEKS NEW VOCALIST July 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Suffokate are currently looking for a new vocalist to replace […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE ATE A LOTTA CAKE May 11th, 2012 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 SUFFOKATE PART WAYS WITH GIANT EAR GAUGES May 7th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The only thing I can ever remember about Suffokate is […]
Neilstein Soundscam 370 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: THE LOCUST HUNTER October 5th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’m officially making the switch from the Top Hard Music […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 280 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE SEPTEMBER 27, 2011 EDITION September 27th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vic Vaughn HUGE drop of new releases this week including much-anticipated new […]
Green Eggs and Slam 950 WHICH DEATHCORE FRONTMAN HAS THE COOLEST TATTOOS?? June 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D If you are in a deathcore band, getting your image […]
Hardcore Super Starr 3110 Hardcore Super Starr: Adult Film Actress Bobbi Starr on the Top Ten Metal Bands She Wishes Would Gangbang Her March 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks readers! I realize that most of you don’t […]
Editorials 230 THIS BAND IS BETTER THAN SUFFOKATE, BUT THEY STILL NEED A NEW NAME February 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After enduring the shittiness that is Suffokate, I made the […]
Cinemetal 1160 SUFFOKATE ME February 15th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some thoughts: Suffocation is far too legendary a band for […]
