New Stuff 0 Allegaeon Enlist the Black Dahlia Murder + Cattle Decapitation Frontmen for Cover of “Last Christmas” December 21st, 2020 at 12:14pm MetalSucks Wham! gets HEAVY.
New Stuff 0 New Cattle Decapitation Album Features Narration by Phish’s Drummer November 27th, 2019 at 12:35pm Axl Rosenberg Jon Fishman “is a huge Cattle Decapitation fan.”
Cinemetal 0 Video: NYC Tourists React to Cattle Decapitation October 17th, 2019 at 1:08pm MetalSucks We went to Times Square and played unsuspecting tourists the band’s new song, “One Day Closer to the End of the World.”
Br00tal-lists 0 8 Photos of Metal Musicians and Their Cats to Brighten Your Day August 26th, 2019 at 11:38am Karen Espronslayer Featuring members of Lamb of God, Testament, Sabaton, Dartkthrone and more!
Pummeling Politics 0 Anal Trump Release $10,000 Deluxe Version of New Album, Form Super PAC to “Make Trump Shit” November 6th, 2018 at 10:59am Axl Rosenberg The one-of-kind version of The First 100 Songs will be delivered in the format of one-hundred one-inch records.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Anal Trump to Celebrate Mid-Term Elections with The First 100 Songs November 2nd, 2018 at 1:01pm Axl Rosenberg It has the best songs.
Worst Week Ever 0 Jill Janus Dies, Cattle Decapitation Fights Christian Creationists, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week August 17th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Korn, Gojira, Judas Priest, and more.
The Webernets 0 Christian Fundamentalist Group Tries to Use Cattle Decapitation Album Art as Propaganda, Gets Slammed by Travis Ryan Instead August 13th, 2018 at 4:34pm Axl Rosenberg Copyright infringement: one of the many horrors against which God offers no protection.
New Stuff 0 New EP by Anal Trump (Cattle Decapitation) Will Benefit the Union of Concerned Scientists December 5th, 2017 at 2:01pm Axl Rosenberg Includes the hits “It’s Always a White Chritmas for Jeff Sessions” and “Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?”
New Stuff 0 Listen: Igorrr Teams Up with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Rrryan for “Cheval” June 6th, 2017 at 7:48am Axl Rosenberg Also featuring a accordion, mandolin, and headbanging horse.
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump Releases RAINN Benefit EP May 25th, 2017 at 10:54am Axl Rosenberg Featuring the new instant classics “Sick People are Gay,” “Old People are Gay,” and “Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families .”
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump Release ACLU Benefit EP March 13th, 2017 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg It also has the best title of any album this year, hands down.
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump Honor Our 45th President with Urine-Colored To All the Broads I Nailed Before EP January 20th, 2017 at 2:43pm Axl Rosenberg Includes the hits “Nasty Woman,” “If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?,” and “Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize.”
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump: A Grind Band for Our Time November 7th, 2016 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg Includes the hits “My Daughter is a Piece of Ass,” “Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowels,” “Dave Mustaine is Cool,” and more.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Cannibal Corpse Perform “A Skull Full of Maggots” with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Ryan November 11th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Although its safe to say that Cattle Decapitation will never […]
Tour de Force 0 Cattibal Decorption August 11th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Cannibal Corpse announce tour with Cattle Decapitation and Soreption.
Reviews 0 Album Review: The Extinction of Cattle Decapitation August 7th, 2015 at 3:20pm David Lee Rothmund Cattle Decapitation: Mature not manure.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Nader Sadek Goes Through Major Line-Up Changes April 9th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ryan, Mounier and Eriksen are out! Who’s in?
The Webernets 0 Here are Some Metal Covers of Die Antwoord, ‘Cause Why Not? March 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of these really work! Some of these really do not.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz Wins Everything on The Price is Right February 10th, 2015 at 1:09pm MetalSucks The guitarist makes the game show his bitch.
