What the...?? 0 The Cattle Decapitation Logo is Being Used to Promote a Farm in Missouri August 25th, 2021 at 10:11am MetalSucks Uhhh… WUT?
New Stuff 0 Allegaeon Enlist the Black Dahlia Murder + Cattle Decapitation Frontmen for Cover of “Last Christmas” December 21st, 2020 at 12:14pm MetalSucks Wham! gets HEAVY.
New Stuff 0 New Cattle Decapitation Album Features Narration by Phish’s Drummer November 27th, 2019 at 12:35pm MetalSucks Jon Fishman “is a huge Cattle Decapitation fan.”
Cinemetal 0 Video: NYC Tourists React to Cattle Decapitation October 17th, 2019 at 1:08pm MetalSucks We went to Times Square and played unsuspecting tourists the band’s new song, “One Day Closer to the End of the World.”
Br00tal-lists 0 8 Photos of Metal Musicians and Their Cats to Brighten Your Day August 26th, 2019 at 11:38am MetalSucks Featuring members of Lamb of God, Testament, Sabaton, Dartkthrone and more!
Pummeling Politics 0 Anal Trump Release $10,000 Deluxe Version of New Album, Form Super PAC to “Make Trump Shit” November 6th, 2018 at 10:59am MetalSucks The one-of-kind version of The First 100 Songs will be delivered in the format of one-hundred one-inch records.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Anal Trump to Celebrate Mid-Term Elections with The First 100 Songs November 2nd, 2018 at 1:01pm MetalSucks It has the best songs.
Worst Week Ever 0 Jill Janus Dies, Cattle Decapitation Fights Christian Creationists, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week August 17th, 2018 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Also includes Korn, Gojira, Judas Priest, and more.
The Webernets 0 Christian Fundamentalist Group Tries to Use Cattle Decapitation Album Art as Propaganda, Gets Slammed by Travis Ryan Instead August 13th, 2018 at 4:34pm MetalSucks Copyright infringement: one of the many horrors against which God offers no protection.
New Stuff 0 New EP by Anal Trump (Cattle Decapitation) Will Benefit the Union of Concerned Scientists December 5th, 2017 at 2:01pm MetalSucks Includes the hits “It’s Always a White Chritmas for Jeff Sessions” and “Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?”
New Stuff 0 Listen: Igorrr Teams Up with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Rrryan for “Cheval” June 6th, 2017 at 7:48am MetalSucks Also featuring a accordion, mandolin, and headbanging horse.
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump Releases RAINN Benefit EP May 25th, 2017 at 10:54am MetalSucks Featuring the new instant classics “Sick People are Gay,” “Old People are Gay,” and “Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families .”
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump Release ACLU Benefit EP March 13th, 2017 at 12:41pm MetalSucks It also has the best title of any album this year, hands down.
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump Honor Our 45th President with Urine-Colored To All the Broads I Nailed Before EP January 20th, 2017 at 2:43pm MetalSucks Includes the hits “Nasty Woman,” “If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?,” and “Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize.”
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump: A Grind Band for Our Time November 7th, 2016 at 11:12am MetalSucks Includes the hits “My Daughter is a Piece of Ass,” “Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowels,” “Dave Mustaine is Cool,” and more.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Cannibal Corpse Perform “A Skull Full of Maggots” with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Ryan November 11th, 2015 at 10:30am MetalSucks Although its safe to say that Cattle Decapitation will never […]
Tour de Force 0 Cattibal Decorption August 11th, 2015 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Cannibal Corpse announce tour with Cattle Decapitation and Soreption.
Reviews 0 Album Review: The Extinction of Cattle Decapitation August 7th, 2015 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Cattle Decapitation: Mature not manure.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Nader Sadek Goes Through Major Line-Up Changes April 9th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Ryan, Mounier and Eriksen are out! Who’s in?
The Webernets 0 Here are Some Metal Covers of Die Antwoord, ‘Cause Why Not? March 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Some of these really work! Some of these really do not.
