Poetry In Motion 0 Reformed Zoophilic Blackie Lawless Needs Jesus Now November 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Presumably so he can fuck him like a beast.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 (More) Hair Metal Albums Are Essential? October 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Rolling Stone’s list of 50 awesome hair metal albums is awesome! What would you add?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 9, 2015 October 9th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund More heavy new releases! Start with Ævangelist, W.A.S.P., Monster Magnet, Coheed And Cambria, Kowloon Walled City, Raventale.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
New Stuff 0 “Runaway” from the New W.A.S.P. Song August 14th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg A metal song for people who like to shop at Roche Bobois.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ten Guitarists We’d Be Happy to See Join Guns N’ Roses July 28th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fantasy casting time! Who will have to learn a whole lotta GN’R material in the coming months???
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. Could Use a New Promo Photo July 15th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Who does this moron think he’s fooling?
Cinemetal 0 Watch Chris Holmes’ Latest Cinemetallic Masterpiece, “Born Work Die” July 7th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “Who farted? Wasn’t me, dude!”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Unlikely Endorsement Deals for Metal Musicians April 8th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks
Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
Cinemetal 0 Call Off the Race, We Have Found the Best Metal Video of 2015 February 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes eat ice cream, hold a feather, and lounge on the couch.
Br00tal-lists 0 Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Heavy Metal January 16th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH.
Editorials 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Blames “Black Culture” for His Dwindling Popularity in the U.S. July 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As though you need to be black to hear how bad his music sucks.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Weren’t as Big as Metallica March 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include not only Metallica, but also Arch Enemy, Deftones, Machine Head, and more.
Metal Merch 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes is Selling His ’87 Pontiac on Craigslist March 18th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg He builds excitement.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rang in 1997 2014 January 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes Slipknot, Judas Priest, Devin Townsend, and more.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Deported January 3rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s Europe’s problem now.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Off The Beaten Bonus Track September 6th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Are bonus tracks the slaw cup of music?
