Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer 0 Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer: Five Finger Death Punch’s American Capitalist November 12th, 2020 at 11:16am Tommy Tritone “After about two hours of conversation, it became apparent that Ivan Moody was under the impression a capitalist is someone like David Draiman, who uses the caps lock on his keyboard all the time.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Five Finger Death Punch Guitarist Claims the Band’s New Video Isn’t Anti-Mask October 17th, 2020 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg I think your pants are on fire, bruh.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Five Finger Death Punch Take Anti-Masker Stance With Video for “Living the Dream” October 16th, 2020 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg Here’s the stupidest, most irresponsible music video of the year.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Five Finger Death Punch Make It OFFICIALLY Officially Official: Jason Hook Is Out, Andy James Is In October 14th, 2020 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg Who could have possibly seen this coming?
Cinemetal 0 Five Finger Death Punch Are Working on a Movie August 12th, 2020 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg What kind of movie will it be? Here are some possibilities!
Pummeling Politics 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory: “Don’t Let Politically Motivated Goons Hijack Your Emotions” June 1st, 2020 at 2:14pm Axl Rosenberg The guitarist shares his opinion of the George Floyd protests.
Studio Stuff 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Says the Band Has “Probably the Worst Fucking Name” June 14th, 2019 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg In which we finally say something nice about Zoltan Bathory.
Br00tal-lists 0 Zoltan Bathory Says These Are the Ten Best Five Finger Death Punch Songs August 15th, 2018 at 9:16am Axl Rosenberg Click click click click click.
Punishing Pictorials 0 BuzzFeed Quizzes for Metalheads November 16th, 2017 at 11:49am MetalSucks Includes the Big Four, Ozzy, Pantera, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Five Finger Death Punch Was Afraid to Use Pyro When Ivan Moody Was Drunk November 14th, 2017 at 1:05pm Axl Rosenberg Zoltan Bathory: “Before, you couldn’t tell him, ‘Don’t stand there,’ because he will.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Top Aide to Vladimir Putin Quotes Five Finger Death Punch in Editorial Attacking the U.S. November 11th, 2017 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg Read his use of the quote and a response from FFDP guitarist Zoltan Bathory.
Editorials 0 Five Finger Death Punch: Zoltan Bathory Talks About Ivan Moody’s Drinking Problem October 5th, 2017 at 6:29pm Axl Rosenberg “It can’t simply be discarded like, ‘Why can’t you get yourself straight?’ It’s not that simple.”
Events 0 Five Finger Death Punch Announce Free Show in Tilburg, NET June 16th, 2017 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg Ivan Moody won’t be there this time, so it should run pretty smoothly.
What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Blames Netherlands Show Disaster on a Crew Member June 15th, 2017 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Huh?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ivan Moody Heading Back to Rehab; Tommy Vext to Fill In for Remainder of Five Finger Death Punch Tour June 14th, 2017 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg “I am embarrassed and ashamed to admit that I have fallen off the wagon again,” says Moody.
\m/ 0 Video: Here’s Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Rolling a Monster Truck August 16th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus FUCK YEAH, aherm, I mean, yes, I see.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Endorses Fellow Nutbar Donald Trump September 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus What, you’re surprised?
Metal in the Media 0 Five Finger Death Punch Guitarist Zoltan Bathory Disputes Domestic Violence Claims Against Singer August 12th, 2015 at 5:49pm Emperor Rhombus He claims Ivan doesn’t know jiujitsu… and isn’t married.
Editorials 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory is Also Worried About the Government Taking Away His Guns January 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘MERICA
...And F*ck You Too 650 Five Finger Death Punch Seek Redneck Midget to Be New Bass Player April 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: A rep for the band has said that this […]
