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10 Metal Songs That Should Be on Barack Obama’s Summer Playlist

July 28th, 2022 at 12:24pm Em Shadows

The former POTUS’ selection had a major lack of riffs. We suggested a few songs.

Pummeling Politics 0

Spotify Tries to Lure Barack Obama to Job as “President of Playlists”

January 10th, 2017 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein

In an official job posting, Spotify seeks someone “Familiar with the Spotify platform, with experience in programming playlists at a federal level. Anything from an eclectic summer playlist, to a celebratory, “I just found my birth certificate” playlist.”

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Video: President Barack Obama Sings Korn’s “Freak On a Leash”

December 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Holy shit this is amazing.

Metal in the Media 0

President Barack Obama: “I am Not the Lead Singer from Korn.”

November 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Glad we cleared that up.

...And F*ck You Too 0

Malevolent Creation Bassist Jay Black on President Barack Obama: “It’s Sad to Know That Our Country Has Been Run by a Muslim for This Long Now”

July 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Cretinous imbecile.

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PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS”

April 4th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave […]

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GREG PUCIATO VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ROUND 2

May 13th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Last month, The Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato lashed […]

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GREG PUCIATO VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ROUND 1

April 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Wowza. Greg Puciato posted this Sunday on his MySpace blog […]

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BARACK OBAMA QUITS POLITICS, STARTS FIRST BLACK BLACK METAL BAND

November 10th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

[Special thanks: Photoshop Corpsepaint Contest winner Joel V.!]

Music Dorkery 300

BARACK OBAMA DEATH METAL BLAST BEAT

August 27th, 2008 at 1:50pm Vince Neilstein

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Scare Tactics: Was Obama BORN IN FINLAND?!?!?!?!

May 16th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Nice try, Barack KUOPPALA Obama.

Metal in the Media 0

Obama Commends Finland On Its Many Heavy Metal Bands

May 16th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus

Barry O. pandering to the backpatch contingent, I see.

Metal in the Media 0

Korn’s Jonathan Davis is as Surprised as You are That President Obama Knows Who He Is

November 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Last week, President Barack Obama joked that “I am not […]

Editorials 0

Scott Stapp Thought He Was a CIA Agent Assigned to Kill President Obama

December 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

You couldn’t make this shit up.

This Sucks 0

Twenty-Four Hours Pass Without the Debut of a New Slipknot Song; President Obama Declares National State of Emergency

October 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

“Dog food is a good source of protein, but no one wants to roll around in kitty litter,” remarks Shawn “Clown” Crahan.

Everyone's Replaceable 0

Motionless in White Drummer Quits Band; President Obama Declares a National State of Emergency

February 21st, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

We’re at threat level red here, people!

Editorials 0

Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election

November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!

Worst Week Ever 0

IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO

April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

By the time you read this, I will be at […]

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DAVE MUSTAINE STRIKES AGAIN: “I KNOW PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN AMERICA”

March 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

It was just a month ago that we were taking […]

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TRUMP ACCUSES OBAMA OF BEING FIRST OVERKILL DRUMMER

May 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Breaking news from Tyranny of Tradition; In a continuing assault […]

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