How about NOTHING???

Low in fat, high in fiber.

Dunno if this is the easy way or the “Hard Way” to get the album.

So might as well fuck shit up while you’re alive.

Axl sometimes writes about himself in the third person.

Trek will run from June 22 to July 12.

Tech death titans announce new album.

Check out their new song/video and get the deets on their new album.

Band officially releases first recording with new vocalist Eddie Hermida.

MetalSucks faves return — and their sound has evolved in a BIG way.

It’s called “Deathtripper.” Get it?

New video could be called Wovenwar Begins.

Today’s new releases include albums by Noneuclid, Voice of Ruin, Dwellers, Infecting The Swarm, and more.

He does it all so YOU can get some nookie.

Why doesn’t Courtney Love just say that herself?

The answer is pretty interesting.

Thus spake Anselmo.

For six full hours, you’ll hear about the best gear from brands like Ibanez, Apogee, Toontrack, Fractal Audio, Meinl, Mapex, Mesa/Boogie, Positive Grid, Seymour Duncan and more. Plus, you’ll also get to watch live demos with some of the best artists, audio engineers and producers in the industry.

This may be the funniest read of the year.

Dagon’s 88MM side project appeared on a skinhead comp with a song called “14 Showerheads, 1 Gas Tight Door,” and message board screen caps suggest he may be fond of the N-word as well.