Green Eggs and Slam 0 New Genre Alert: RIDETHELIGHTINGCORE January 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Sergeant D Sergeant D. explores what is currently the second biggest trend in hardcore.
Greatest Hits 0 Why are metal fans hopelessly stuck in the past??? :( December 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Sergeant D The metal scene is creatively bankrupt and metal fans are narrowminded and unsophisticated, says Sergeant D.
Greatest Hits 0 Who are teh “BIG FOUR SCENE BANDS”???? October 14th, 2013 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. tackles another one of metal’s biggest philosophical issues.
Greatest Hits 0 The formula 4 good music: Generic, but with a gimmick (*please read*) September 9th, 2013 at 4:30pm Sergeant D “Being original” is just something that ppl use as an excuse when nobody likes their music because it is crappy and weird.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Oh my goddamn shit A MEMORIA BROODED is heavy #sludgewave July 8th, 2013 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Rock if u like MESHUGGAH (if MESHUGGAH were drastically better songwriters).
Greatest Hits 0 The Secret 2 a Successful Career in Music May 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. tells you how to make your dreams come true.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 BLACK VEIL BRIDES Are Laughing At You (All the Way to the Bank) May 9th, 2013 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Zing!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 ISSUES: The Band That (Finally) Gets Nu-Metal Right April 17th, 2013 at 4:00pm Sergeant D in b4 “DEFEND TR00 NU-METAL” butthurtness.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 why do hardcore kids jock CROWBAR now lol March 28th, 2013 at 10:00am Sergeant D The latest metal band that junior-varsity hxc kids are jizzing over.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 UR NOT ALONE: You’re favorite metal bands were bullied too!! March 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm Sergeant D DO NOT BULLY PEOPLE UNLESS THEY DESERVE IT!!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Sergeant D. Reviews Hatebreed’s Divinity of Purpose January 29th, 2013 at 10:30am Sergeant D It’s like watching big-budget studio porn.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 I don’t usually djent but when I do it’s WOE IS ME January 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Meshuggah + R&B elements?
Green Eggs and Slam 0 The NO ZODIAC album is out; you are fucking moshing January 2nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Check out Chicago’s latest sick moshcore band.
Br00tal-lists 0 Sergeant D.’s Top Fifteen Metal (and Not-Quite-Metal) Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Sergeant D The Ghost Inside! These Hearts! Kreayshawn???
Cinemetal Premieres 0 PREMIERE: My band ENPEDESTALMENT “Not All Guys Are Jerks” EP & official music video November 28th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D The OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO for “Not All Guys Are Jerks” ft world-famous dubstep dj BIG CHOCOLATE and Michael from the death metal band GOLIATH!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 New DEVOURMENT Album Coming Soon; Forecast Calls for Severe Pit Riffment November 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D A teaser for Sergeant D.’s most anticipated album of 2013.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 You Are a Scum Slut (Slight Reprise) November 9th, 2012 at 10:30am Sergeant D Deathcore Aussies Endworld re-record their smash hit “You Are A Scum Slut” and release a new video for it.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Finalists announced in the EMMURE HAIKU CONTEST!! November 2nd, 2012 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Do you think you can Come up with a siqq Haiku Extolling Emmure?
Green Eggs and Slam 0 NOT SHERRIF I LIEK THE NEW THE ACACIA STRAIN ALBUM — THEY WENT FULL DJENT :( October 11th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D THE ACACIA STRAIN’s 2010 album Wormwood just might be the […]
