Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #27: Chomp Chomp Attack! January 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Jamokes.
Cinemetal 0 Worst Band Ever of the Day: Godlike January 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual screenshot from their actual video, fer Chrissakes.
Haterade 0 Diecast Reassure Fan that New Album Will be Released Eventually December 10th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t let hope die!
Haterade 0 Skull and Bones Provide Irrefutable Evidence to Support Famous Conspiracy Theories, Change Metal Music Forever November 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One, or both, of those statements may be total bullshit.
Haterade 0 Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch Got the Dumbest Tattoo Ever November 11th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg !איזה אידיוט
Haterade 0 Is Justin Bieber the Worst Thing to Happen to Metallica’s “Fade to Black” Since James Hetfield Caught on Fire? October 17th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Die in his arms.
Haterade 0 Fall Fashion: Anti-Blake Shirt Now On Sale October 10th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF Jailed Nachtmystium frontman’s day just got even worse.
Haterade 0 Public Safety Announcement: Dirge Within Have Changed Their Name September 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This post could save your ears!
Haterade 0 Sh*tf*cker: Funny Name, Unfunny Band August 15th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And probably trolls.
Haterade 0 Here’s Video Footage of Ozzy Sounding Like Absolute Sh*te at Three Recent Black Sabbath Shows August 9th, 2013 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Haterade 0 That Time Attila’s Chris “Fronz” Fronzak Was on MTV’s Made June 28th, 2013 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Video from the bowels of the Interhole!
Haterade 0 This Band Just Signed to Leading Independent Retailer Victory Records June 13th, 2013 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein Yeah.
Haterade 0 In Russia, Stain Sh*ts On You, Part Deux June 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Another hilariously awful band from the land of vodka and borscht.
Haterade 0 In Russia, Stain Sh*ts On You June 7th, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Crabcore comes to Russia to celebrate the work of Emily Brontë.
Haterade 0 Are Hill Dolls the New Juggalettes? May 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not really — Juggalettes follow a band people have heard of.
Haterade 0 YOLO The Band (Coming Soon to Century Media or Sumerian Records) May 9th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Because of course.
Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #25: Revelations March 14th, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg If you watch this video, you’re gonna need new underwear after.
Greatest Hits 0 Iudicia is Your New Favorite Band March 13th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “The next pioneers in christian death metal or something” says one reader!
Haterade 0 A Life Once Lost Hate Bands Who Use Indiegogo and Kickstarter February 15th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “aww – touring is so hard. Can people give us money too?”
Haterade 0 This News Will Not Leave You Devastated February 1st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Incredibly shitty deathcore band calls it a day.
